Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Let’s hope so.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Ever owned a pond? Pond is good for you!
- Foo Fighters or The Killers?
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Ztejas and Jimmy debate weezer
Soft spot for Bue Album I have because of Ric Ocasek.
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How do I prepare my kids to live in (or leave) a nation in decline?
I once got escorted off my own sisters property, during a Halloween party, for extinguishing the mini jack-o’-lanterns lining the sidewalk, with my urine so this hits close to home.
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Holy Shit: President John Tyler's grandson just died
Armybrat’s prom date, no doubt.
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Texas -- a failed state
An asteroid.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Your roof leaking again?
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Same in 78748. Loud thunder a bit ago. Woke up to pee, then turds had to flee. No use going back to bed now.
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Mary Lou Retton not doing well
Who's to say SHE didn't molest HIM???
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Like the national forests? Go while they're still there.
Ok, Forrest.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
The greatest thing was we were listening to John Prine “Please Don’t Bury Me” at that particular time.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
It had nipples!
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
I was a bit perplexed, when I caught it in my peripheral vision. Like man that looks like a dead body or a pair of pantyhose stuffed with sand. Nope. Just a sex doll named Sandy.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
I’ve had some really good fishing there but this wasn’t one of those times. Once you’re committed though, not much you can do about the surf.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
On the way home, a washed up sex doll at Mile Marker 35, erectile dysfunction at the buoy. Notice I have my 16 year old ShaggyBevo shirt on. best 30 seconds of that buoys life.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Circling the wagons and camping at the Port Mansfield jetties Camp thieves
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Made a trip down PINS this last weekend with my brother, nephew and some work friends. Interesting trip. High tides, chocolate surf and driving 60 miles of beach was a beating, but still beautiful. Fishing sucked. But we found nice things. Old riveted panga. Some weird buoy thing that was rubber and acted like a trampoline. Another abandoned boat, I drove like a boss.
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Bidet Meta Threas
The thing about bidets is they don’t clean the fucking toilet. The lid and bowl still looks like a 76 truck stop nightmare because my wife refuses to use the toilet brush and some Clorox wipes after a few eruptions.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
If it was the Kristofferson version followed by Sunday Morning Coming Down then it might have been me, and I offer no apologies!
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Trump’s America
Sometimes he gives himself the creeps.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
You’re almost describing the Republican Party.
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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
This is about the pope, not the poop. It’s all poop in this fucking reality.
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The children are gone
Bumping because, well just because. What a wonderful world.