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Judge Roybeanbag

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Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Bumping because, well just because. What a wonderful world.
  2. Those were Junk. Named junkers even!
  3. He defiled himself the moment he left satans scrotum and entered Fred the Nazis urethra.
  4. OK then, it was 200 metric fucktons!
  5. They usually try to recover it. By filling it with ping pong balls.
  6. Actually I read several accounts of this story and it was at their house in Florida. Her father was sleeping in bed, she was trying to get some scissors out of a tackle box on a shelf, knocked the gun off the shelf and it went off, shooting her sleeping father in the head. So not a fishing trip, but still pretty ‘fishy’.
  7. Lots of trash talking in this thread.
  8. And giant clouds of mosquitoes.
  9. Precisely. It’s always someone else’s fault.
  10. 3/4” so far here in south Austin. Wife is gruntled but not impressed.
  11. Somebody needs to take Jon Voight's pencil and stick it in his ear. To the hilt!
  12. If I’m not using local I go here: https://www.corad.org/
  13. Squash leaves? Pffft. Fuck that, I’ve been saving ValPack mailers for seven years.
  14. Abraham Lincoln and all that.
  15. Fixed it further.
  16. When in doubt just say "he entered a guilty plea, right?"
  17. I might eat the shit out of that now, but as a kid it was revolting.
  18. Looks like a traveling toaster oven.
  19. I bought this 2018 (not my pic but exactly like mine) Frontier 4x4. Paid right at $30K for it brand new. It was one of the last of the 2nd generation models. One of the best vehicle purchases I've ever made. Not many frills but the V6 and drivetrain are pretty much bulletproof. I don't pull a lot of heavy stuff so it does what I need it to do, and it fits in my garage without the trailer hitch on it, which the Tacoma would not do. Gas mileage sucks though.
  20. That’s a $25K turd all right!
  21. You did it now. I’m going to try that on my eggo waffles.
  22. This was my first truck (one just like it). Bought it used while I was still in college. It was a beast.
  23. Nope, a lot of Austin problems. The way they reduced the width of side street entrance turns on major thoroughfares because of bike lanes, like on Slaughter in South Austin, most trucks including fire trucks can't even turn onto a residential street anymore without going into the oncoming lane. Just fucking foolishness.
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