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  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    I was try to remember when KS and Derka had a thing. No joy in my memory. Hell not much joy anywhere else either.
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    I just want someone else, to get me through this; semicolon kind of life. Baby.
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    You leave juicy fried chicken out of this!
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    4F? More like 10 F’s !
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    I thought it was Frank Stallone, but didn’t want to put out the @YGIFS bat signal.
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    Mowed the front yard and it was so dry and dusty with pollen and leaves under the oak tree my nose is stopped up and I can’t smell anything now. I’m gonna go dig the shirt out of the hamper that I wore to crawfish boil last night and sniff it like a pair of used panties.
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    Or incorporate Dotard and make it Dullard.
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    According to the other graffiti, there is also a pupuseria.
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    I read the top line as "1 hr Nacho Bar... (fart sound)"
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    Why do some lids to contact lens cases have little braille bumps indicating which is right and left? Not like I can put them in in the dark.
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    Man, you must be tired.
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    But, but, there’s no tree there!
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    Years ago our babysitter made pop tarts for the kids and forgot to check the toaster setting (it was on dark). When the resulting flames appeared, she threw a cup of water on the toaster to try and put it out 😱. Luckily the worst thing to come out of it was having to buy a new toaster.
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    Yeah I was thinking, that list almost reads like the porn move credits you could actually see after the scrambled porn you watched on cable when you were a kid.
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    Try one of the old wooden causeway bridges to Padre Island. You couldn’t steer.
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    Bespoke boots, at that.
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    Damn that’s harsh.
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    31 years ago this week, my wife and I took our 2 week honeymoon in Alaska. This was a pic from when we drove a Toyota Corolla from Haines to Fairbanks. Pretty sure that’s the Wrangells in the background. It was a great trip. Started in Seattle, h ferried from Ketchikan to Juneau, then Haines, drove to Fairbanks and took the train back to Anchorage.
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    Was gonna rep for this but realized man, that’s like a great last step before picadillo. Should have finished and eaten in tacos!
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    Will you eat crow out of your avatars pussy though? I might tune in for that.
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    Thanks Mr. OSHAman.
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    Pry it open and you’ll find one of these inside.
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    Lots in south Austin and Kyle getting dropped too, particularly by Nationwide. They’re definitely “not on your side”.

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