Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Dairy Queen slowly dying
They tariff the Cuero DQ 40%!
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17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
She lost to AB in the Macarena final.
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The Dire Wolf is Back! (well, kinda...)
They need to get some ancient scorpion and lobster DNA and recreate some lobstrosities like in the Dark Tower. Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
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17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
They rode Dire Wolves.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
I’ve seen that picture before but never noticed someone snuck in a small pridepox blanket to try and infect his ass.
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Things that remind you of growing up poor.
Go Hornets!
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Hey Steel Shank!
I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat. I bet that was something to see.
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Dairy Queen slowly dying
Last night I got a BeltBuster and an order of fried cheese curds from the Mayfield DQ on Stassney. It was delicious.
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Non-political tariffs thread
They don’t have penguins there!
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Thread of Belt Tightening
Aw c’mon man! Don’t you know Shipleys dad was roommates with Colt McCoys dad?
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Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
Well if we wanted to bomb them we are in a position to do it quickly. At least 4 B2 bombers went to Diego Garcia last week and are sitting there waiting.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
My wife loved eating at that Monterrey House. And the old Tien Hong restaurant on Burnet and Ohlen.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Sir, this is a Wendy’s!
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Hey Steel Shank!
Just look back one page and you’ll see you are not alone in that craving.
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I caught the cancer
Goddamnit Henry, going into a Sunday evening with this song playing in my head was not on my bingo card.
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Trump’s America
The thing about absurdists is these days, they’re better than a broken clock!
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Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
The Breakfast Chub?
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Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
Ass gas or grass, nobody rides for free!
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
Hey man, you’ve never had Coq de croute sales!
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Markets still falling like whoa
I’m 58.5 and may need it in another year. Might be able to hang on until 62. Thoughts?
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Trump’s America
You’re clinging to something no one other than you even knows.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Looks like a rogue Swanson TV dinner. And by rogue I mean like Rogue Shop and someone was really high.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Oklahoma sucks!
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
I bet not too many people would take Fido to the Korean market grocery.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
Not sure why but calling in a welfare check on a body floating face down gave me a chuckle.