Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Had an early Easter dinner with the family so made a 3.5lb pork loin roast stuffed with spinach, cream cheese, walnuts and dried cranberry. Finished it on the grill.
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Did anyone else hear that explosion just now in North Austin?
Correct. The photo is the guy whose house the bomb squad detonated in South Austin.
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Things that remind you of growing up poor.
Yeah but when the rice had that black smut in it, it got pretty nasty. Blowing black snot and boogers at the end of the day.
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Deceased body found at PCL
My coke tasted fine sir, not sure what you’re on about.
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Cool Pictures of Music Icons
- Deceased body found at PCL
It’s gonna be really confusing this winter when krampus comes to visit.- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
As someone who has spent a bit of time in jail, anything above a couple days is a long fucking time. This opinion has no bearing on whatever sentence this kid gets, just saying.- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
Gus shooting that jackass over his dead horse is one of the most satisfying scenes in the world.- I've decided to dig a hole
Needs to be cross posted to the wives thread.- I caught the cancer
God bless you. “My Colostomy Bag Fell Off at the Louvre” is quite possibly the best short story title since Updike.- Non-political tariffs thread
Musk doesn’t want to poke the BYD bear too hard.- I've decided to dig a hole
You’ll be sorry when his hadron gravity poop collider fusion project comes to fruition!- Dairy Queen slowly dying
They tariff the Cuero DQ 40%!- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
She lost to AB in the Macarena final.- The Dire Wolf is Back! (well, kinda...)
They need to get some ancient scorpion and lobster DNA and recreate some lobstrosities like in the Dark Tower. Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
They rode Dire Wolves.- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
I’ve seen that picture before but never noticed someone snuck in a small pridepox blanket to try and infect his ass.- Things that remind you of growing up poor.
Go Hornets!- Hey Steel Shank!
I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat. I bet that was something to see.- Dairy Queen slowly dying
Last night I got a BeltBuster and an order of fried cheese curds from the Mayfield DQ on Stassney. It was delicious.- Non-political tariffs thread
They don’t have penguins there!- Thread of Belt Tightening
Aw c’mon man! Don’t you know Shipleys dad was roommates with Colt McCoys dad?- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
Well if we wanted to bomb them we are in a position to do it quickly. At least 4 B2 bombers went to Diego Garcia last week and are sitting there waiting.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
My wife loved eating at that Monterrey House. And the old Tien Hong restaurant on Burnet and Ohlen.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Sir, this is a Wendy’s! - Deceased body found at PCL
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