Judge Roybeanbag
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I caught the cancer
Goddamnit Henry, going into a Sunday evening with this song playing in my head was not on my bingo card.
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Trump’s America
The thing about absurdists is these days, they’re better than a broken clock!
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Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
The Breakfast Chub?
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Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
Ass gas or grass, nobody rides for free!
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
Hey man, you’ve never had Coq de croute sales!
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Markets still falling like whoa
I’m 58.5 and may need it in another year. Might be able to hang on until 62. Thoughts?
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Trump’s America
You’re clinging to something no one other than you even knows.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Looks like a rogue Swanson TV dinner. And by rogue I mean like Rogue Shop and someone was really high.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Oklahoma sucks!
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
I bet not too many people would take Fido to the Korean market grocery.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
Not sure why but calling in a welfare check on a body floating face down gave me a chuckle.
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
IMO easiest solution is a true service dog gets a service dog chip and businesses who don't want non-service dogs have a chip reader at the entrance(s). Dog fails the chip reader, an industrial dog whistle goes off.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
My reverse jinx worked! Raining hard in south Austin!
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Wrong! Looks to be evaporating before the hill country and Austin. Glad to be wrong.
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Thinking about college athletics for my daughter
Yeah I thought that at the time but…
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Thinking about college athletics for my daughter
My niece turned down a full ride golf scholarship at Baylor and made her parents pay for UT, because fuck Baylor.
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
Well the only politics I see is angry white men. So maybe subscribing to angry white men would INDEED make you very fucking miserable.
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
Ambiguously aggressive thread bump!
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American Happiness Reaches Five-decade Low
What are your “ values” anyway? I think that’s a compelling question that needs to be answered. Particularly among leadership these days the only value I see is fuck you.
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Real estate prices in top 50 metros
WTF is going on with Cleveland? #3 on the first list. Course I guess if you start at a low point your percentage increase looks impressive.
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Latest Hot Teacher Has Sex with Student
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Simple question. Why does Elon discount LIDAR? It's a relatively simple solution. I can answer, because he's a fake ass know-it-all-prick that needs to have his balls roped by South African black people and dragged through a cactus patch. Repeatedly. Like for eternity. Fuck Elon and fuck everyone associated with him.- Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
This is just the administration getting their feet wet telling the courts to fuck off.- Order Writer
- People keep moving to Texas, mostly
Or Washington State. - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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