Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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- Deceased body found at PCL
It’s gonna be really confusing this winter when krampus comes to visit.- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
As someone who has spent a bit of time in jail, anything above a couple days is a long fucking time. This opinion has no bearing on whatever sentence this kid gets, just saying.- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
Gus shooting that jackass over his dead horse is one of the most satisfying scenes in the world.- I've decided to dig a hole
Needs to be cross posted to the wives thread.- I caught the cancer
God bless you. “My Colostomy Bag Fell Off at the Louvre” is quite possibly the best short story title since Updike.- Non-political tariffs thread
Musk doesn’t want to poke the BYD bear too hard.- I've decided to dig a hole
You’ll be sorry when his hadron gravity poop collider fusion project comes to fruition!- Dairy Queen slowly dying
They tariff the Cuero DQ 40%!- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
She lost to AB in the Macarena final.- The Dire Wolf is Back! (well, kinda...)
They need to get some ancient scorpion and lobster DNA and recreate some lobstrosities like in the Dark Tower. Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?- 17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
They rode Dire Wolves.- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
I’ve seen that picture before but never noticed someone snuck in a small pridepox blanket to try and infect his ass.- Things that remind you of growing up poor.
Go Hornets!- Hey Steel Shank!
I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat. I bet that was something to see.- Dairy Queen slowly dying
Last night I got a BeltBuster and an order of fried cheese curds from the Mayfield DQ on Stassney. It was delicious.- Non-political tariffs thread
They don’t have penguins there!- Thread of Belt Tightening
Aw c’mon man! Don’t you know Shipleys dad was roommates with Colt McCoys dad?- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
Well if we wanted to bomb them we are in a position to do it quickly. At least 4 B2 bombers went to Diego Garcia last week and are sitting there waiting.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
My wife loved eating at that Monterrey House. And the old Tien Hong restaurant on Burnet and Ohlen.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Sir, this is a Wendy’s!- Hey Steel Shank!
Just look back one page and you’ll see you are not alone in that craving.- I caught the cancer
Goddamnit Henry, going into a Sunday evening with this song playing in my head was not on my bingo card.- Trump’s America
The thing about absurdists is these days, they’re better than a broken clock!- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.
The Breakfast Chub? - Deceased body found at PCL
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