Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Judge Roybeanbag

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Sun looks pretty smoky from my backyard.
  2. Definitely smelling it and getting ash on my lawn furniture out here by Fitzhugh toward Pedernales Falls.
  3. Looks like the ghost of John Mueller.
  4. Some Vienna sausages and pimento cheese on HEB jalapeño saltines. Mmm mmm good.
  5. Yeah I work a couple days a week over by TPWD headquarters, and I see a ton of Waymos on Montopolis, ironically right by the Tesla building at the corner of Montopolis and Burleson.
  6. There is no more normal. Normal has left the building.
  7. Weekend evening fare at my grandparents was Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom, Wonderful World of Disney, Lawrence Welk and Hee Haw. Good times.
  8. It’s a mistake on an infinite number of levels.
  9. Yeah sometimes you can pry the shield back enough to pull it out, but if not it’s probably riveted on which is a PITA. A good engineer would put the tab on the part that is replaceable so you could pop it or cut it but nah, usually it’s in the other piece. I see the rivet on the end of the shield now. If you’re ambitious you can drill it out and replace it with a screw (see YouTube)
  10. What type/year of vehicle? I hate when they do shit like that heat shield design.
  11. Couple of kraut dogs. Muenster bun hinge and then put under the broiler to crisp up the kraut.
  12. That was a great read, thanks!
  13. Just got a stop-work notice from the Navy on a foreign military sales project they were working in Morocco due to Executive Order 14169. Not a big financial deal for my company, but sucks that we sell a country air defense equipment and then immediately stop supporting it. Fuck Trump and Elmo.
  14. TIL that the original claymation Thomas the Tank Engine series was narrated by George fucking Carlin. Thanks to my 4 year old grandson who we hosted for dinner and a movie night.
  15. It bears repeating that the entirety of the federal workforce cost makes up only 5% of the budget. You could cut every single one and not even make a dent in the deficit.
  16. Yeah but with my Peyronies disease, if I don't hold it the right way I go inverted!
  17. I need to buy that to fly during some of my wife’s home improvement projects.
  18. Sorry about your dented fleshlight.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.