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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. I’m not sure how to post a sarcastic laugh but the force field is gonna prove you incorrect.
  2. We need to create a "MuleDickButt" character.
  3. When fail leads to loss of life (which I suppose it hasn’t here yet) fail is not an option. It’s scary that people would trust BD guys over engineers.
  4. That’s fantastic. I’m at a point in my life where I could, physically speaking, go ahead and just pound that dude into the ground. But morally I’m like anti-harassment anti-bullying. So making him eat shit like that is cool.
  5. Can someone please beat that Tate motherfucker into paste, please? Deconstruct him if you will.
  6. Probably, and we will suffer and pay and like it.
  7. I don’t even. Can’t beat off to any of this!
  8. Haha yep checkmate. Although all orange dipshits aside, if someone tried to blow those up they would be glass within a few minutes.
  9. Generally speaking, we have our shit in buildings, not out on a tarmac day to day.
  10. Damn, had almost forgotten Joe King back in the party days of spring break on south padre.
  11. Ever owned a pond? Pond is good for you!
  12. Soft spot for Bue Album I have because of Ric Ocasek.
  13. I once got escorted off my own sisters property, during a Halloween party, for extinguishing the mini jack-o’-lanterns lining the sidewalk, with my urine so this hits close to home.
  14. Your roof leaking again?
  15. Same in 78748. Loud thunder a bit ago. Woke up to pee, then turds had to flee. No use going back to bed now.
  16. Who's to say SHE didn't molest HIM???
  17. The greatest thing was we were listening to John Prine “Please Don’t Bury Me” at that particular time.
  18. I was a bit perplexed, when I caught it in my peripheral vision. Like man that looks like a dead body or a pair of pantyhose stuffed with sand. Nope. Just a sex doll named Sandy.
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