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DOGE: America Fucking Around
- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
That's what curtains are for, duh!- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
This was el campo tx, circa 1983 or so, but yeah probably the same vibe.- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
Her real dad drove a Frito Lay route truck. Free to lay. Truck. I am not making this up. El Campo Texas, 1983.- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
Lol. She was a one of a kind piece of work. The whiteout thing, I was supposed to be writing an essay to get into UT and she was helping me edit it when things went awry. When I met this chick and started dating her I was 16, maybe 17. She actually put a hot dog bun under my junk and covered it cheese and proceeded to eat it. Did I mention she was food obsessed?- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
I have a few CSBs related to her and also a PSA. Never let a female paint polka dots on your dick with liquid paper while you are on the phone with your parents. Or any other time for that matter. That shit burns like fire.- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
Pos rep for getting the immortal beater F150 in the pic!- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
My first DD was a chick named Tammie. She was kinda chubby but dem tittays!- I caught the cancer
That goes double for a camera with a hole punch attached to take core samples. Like they are drilling for oil.- Grandkids
I’m now “Pops” too. Oldest is a 4 year old grandson, youngest is a 2 month old girl. I’ve been the most fortunate grandpa ever, the 4 yr old boy was a Covid baby when I was full time work at home, and I managed to help my daughter and her husband buy the house literally next door. So I’ve gotten to see him more than I did my own kids at that age.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Maybe they get hurt they can just rub some radioactive cow shit on it and move on.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I want to touch her productive parts is how I read this.- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
Yeah I’m still cleaning up stuff from the last one 2 years ago.- Trump’s America
The Superman underwear got me.- Pics of parking douche baggery
You should have put the trash bin behind the rear passenger side of the tailgate.- Trump’s America
We have much larger problems than Anastasis can ever dream of. A leg of lamb and its seasoned and sanctioned church shoulder is a fucking bump in the road compared to what is coming. I’m up for it. Everyone dies, but we should have some say in who and when. That’s democracy.- Trump’s America
I’ve refrained a lot lately from commenting on shit like this. But you are misrepresenting. Brisket and lots of us said for years that the hate and demonization of dirty libs, browns, others, whatever that the Republican party feasted on would lead to bloodshed. It did. El Paso here was the specific reference. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for those who have witnessed the bloody fruit of the southern strategy steroided by religion and Oakley glasses to wish karma on the perpetrators.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
2.93 inches in Shady Hollow.- Nobel prize for physics not physics
FIFY- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I finally conditioned my wife to use the HEB app. You can actually make a grocery list of the exact items. Unless it’s closed.- Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Surf and Turf Gut and Butt special.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Should have a crew of dwarves dressed like nurses come out with a defibrillator and if the guy isn’t up and off the field before the play clock runs out, they give him the business on the injured part.- Hey Steel Shank!
Maybe Justin Tucker could use the "it was melted swiss" defense.- The coup thread. Fuck the traitors to the Constitution.
I hear instead of drilling holes in them, you can just dip them in bleach.- American Airlines flight 5342 (CRJ) collides with Army UH-60 at DCA.
Well no wonder they're having trouble recruiting! - Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
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