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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. There’s some inconvenient truths in this world. Donald J Trump is a huge piece of shit, and if YOU, do anything to enable him, including voting 3rd party, you are a huge piece of shit too.
  2. The only people shitting on themselves are the non-committed. Like I said, you can say you’re independent, but that just means you’re flaky as fuck and you can’t make up your mind. Oh, and you don’t recognize a goddamned fascist.
  3. Herbert Hoover ain’t gonna vote for himself. Get with the program.
  4. I’m not going to pretend I know what’s in his head, but I’ll tell you this. My daughter had a miscarriage this past month, and having to worry about whether she could get proper care, in this day and age, is fucking ridiculous.
  5. More like fart, but point taken. I don’t tolerate nose holders well.
  6. My niece has an SG Bigsby that I’m hoping to borrow. Beautiful walnut.
  7. Choosing between a traitorous piece of shit, RFK and Joe Biden isn’t a “dichotomy”, it’s 2 plus 2 level shit.
  8. The top three stories in the daily Texan, whoop. Immanac is an Aggie , just saying.
  9. Because (checks notes), fighting to keep rich folks in power, and codify negroes as subhuman, is completely cool.
  10. Texas won’t do shit. We have a trans denier (Dan Patrick), a cripple, a Canadian and a brisket mutilator. This is who we are. Love it or fix it
  11. Because apparently getting your ass whipped, and your shit burned to the ground wasn’t convincing enough the first time. I’m all for doing it again. Let’s roll.
  12. You should be worried. It ceased to be funny on January 6. Go vote, it matters.
  13. If you’re off Fitzhugh, you’re just a shout away from me. I have more firepower than any of those slapdicks, and I’m a democrat.
  14. Apparently someone didn’t have there feels justified. Pimphand seems a bit angry.
  15. Beautiful. I have a Tokai that looks exactly like that except for the headstock, obviously.
  16. That’s because police testimony is always infallible and 100% correct.
  17. Still my opinion that rice is an unnecessary filler. Probably because I harvested so much of it. I have seen shit Uncle Ben never dreamed of. Nah, fuck Rice.
  18. Yep, I always made a burrito with that, poured a little salsa on it. What else is a man to do?
  19. Yeah I should Mea Culpa, but as a Texas baseball fan whose dad and sister went to Rice, my what comes out of a xxxxmans ass chant just feels right.
  20. I’ve looked at that pic twice, and keep seeing “parking water”. Americans should drink more of that. Maybe then a motherfucker could park worth a shit.
  21. Pro tip, tell the waitress to ditch the rice, sub fried potatoes. I’m not a chinaman and I want potatoes with my refried beans, not rice.
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