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    His house is canceled!!!
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    Reminds me of Gene Ray from back in the Austin360 days. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube
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    You need to rename it, that’s your first problem. It should be named Bohmian Rhapsody. Then explain it like this. Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy? Banned by social networks, they won’t accept my reality. I’m just a proton ring, pure velocity, Spinning at light speed, ignore my positivity See, something like that, and Elmo would let you back on X in a microsecond.
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    Well no honest friends anyway. Just guy friends with paper bags.
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    Looks like something AI would create if you asked for "trashy nursing home whores".
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    Did mine this morning with sourdough, pimento cheese and chipotle chile powder on top.
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    The sneakers come pre-loaded with dog shit.
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    I rode the Alaska Railroad from Fairbanks to Anchorage, that was awesome.
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    Yeah but you have to put up with giant dzongs.
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    Even worse is letting someone in when you’re in the right lane of a divided street, only to realize the motherfucker is immediately going to sit there and try and get 3 lanes to the left to turn left at the next light.
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    Baby Jesus wouldn’t be allowed on Nextdoor. Mangers violate the HOA restrictions.
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    Yeah, a drunk one!
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    Naw, it’s the person, 100% of the time. Take away the tool and your drooling cohorts would be insignificant. Like in the upcoming elections. Vote, don’t shoot.
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    Killing white babies! anyway here’s some good stuff.
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    Madeline Murray O’Hair treatment. It was humane.
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    I made a goddamned cake. It was tasty.
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    Tim Dunn can single-handedly provide Texas energy by running really fast in his corduroy pants. Rubbing his tiny penis against his leg costs extra.
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    Pretty sure if you were a billionaire in midland the first thing would be to get the fuck out of midland. Maybe pecos. Or Hobbs.
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    Lotta words to say a repressed gothic jockey is throwing a shit fit. Eat shit, Timmy.
  21. Judge Roybeanbag
    Some decent places downtown Cancun Grill Opal’s Table Little Bohemian Pi Social Wall Street Bar and Grill Available Bars: Opal’s Basement Blue Door Buffalo Nickel Pi Social The Bar these are only suggestions, side effects including VD may occur.
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    lol yeah I admit that was a bit over the top, even for me. Would you accept pasty? Ginger?
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    Get some, whitey. https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5yneb/man-shot-at-by-cops-who-got-scared-by-an-acorn-damaged-for-life happy acorn.
  24. Judge Roybeanbag
    I don’t burn books, or fishing magazines I don’t agree with. Come on man, can you defend anything these people do?
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    Just say it. The stock market has responded to my presidency, and every penny of that has gone into your pockets, unlike my enemy, and your enemy, Donald grift Trump, who steals from anyone and everyone to line his own pockets and stiffs everyone. He’s a shyster, a con man, a fraud. And has a tiny mushroom penis. He’s a typical tiny dick Republican.

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