Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I finally conditioned my wife to use the HEB app. You can actually make a grocery list of the exact items. Unless it’s closed.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Surf and Turf Gut and Butt special.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Should have a crew of dwarves dressed like nurses come out with a defibrillator and if the guy isn’t up and off the field before the play clock runs out, they give him the business on the injured part.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Maybe Justin Tucker could use the "it was melted swiss" defense.
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The coup thread. Fuck the traitors to the Constitution.
I hear instead of drilling holes in them, you can just dip them in bleach.
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American Airlines flight 5342 (CRJ) collides with Army UH-60 at DCA.
Well no wonder they're having trouble recruiting!
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
Your.
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WTF! Eating Freshwater fish equal to drinking a month's worth of water laced with PFOS
I was being sort of sarcastic or facetious.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
If I was those 2 astronauts I'd go GTF, steal the Dragon and go joyriding around.
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My father died last night.
Sorry for your loss, brother. Your father did a fine job.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
I was thinking about that and wondered how fire resistant the 3D printed concrete houses are.
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Water, water, everywhere ..
John Byram is a name I haven’t heard in a long time. He developed the place out off west Fitzhugh where I have some property.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.
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Hey Steel Shank!
I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want. I can always repent later. If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full.
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Tell me about ou
That belt buckle says VD both forward and backward.
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Momma Died. Attorney watchouts
Slorch sorry to hear about your loss. You should change your avatar to the my three sons deal, even though you were adopted you were always the best of the bunch!
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Hey Steel Shank!
I’m pretty sure I may have consumed some of the wax paper in a fit of rage.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Life of a Savage: Ate 3 slices the first night. The next morning had one for breakfast. 2 more for lunch. On the 3rd day, he arose again and ate the last two, cold.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
An electric car persona being hung at a gas station would be the chef’s kiss.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Last two pieces of a stone cold savage are calling my name.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Sir yes sir!
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Hey Steel Shank!
Dave needs his entire ass kicked, or else needs to come clean my toaster.
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
My grandson and I made a snowbird, kinda creepy. We had dead snails.
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I've decided to dig a hole
After this page I’m hoping this is going to be the world’s deepest pussy burial ground. People will visit it centuries from now.
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Hey Steel Shank!
When my MIL comes to visit (she’s 80 and tries to eat healthy) my wife buys these frozen English muffin things that I swear you could get in the horse aisle of Tractor Supply for half the price. Have to chew the damned things for 10 minutes and drink a gallon of water, and the seeds still clank when they hit the toilet bowl.