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  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    Dammit a rewrite. Out here in my feels (not fields)
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    The old fashioned way, using child immigrants like Radical Larry with a vibrating head while vilifying them at the same time. Duh.
  3. Judge Roybeanbag
    Ahh, America. Turning ploughshares into full metal jackets.
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    Not the same old trip it was back then, believe me.
  5. Judge Roybeanbag
    Back in the 1980s, I remember laughing about some homeowner guy who got convicted of negligent discharge of a firearm, for shooting his refrigerator because he thought the icemaker was an intruder making strange noises. Not so funny now.
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    Out here in the fields I grift all my meals I let my lawyers do my living I don't need to fight I’m always right Alternative facts don’t need to be forgiven Don't cry Everything’s a lie It's only cognitive wasteland
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    I'm stealing this, from the King of potential band name posters.
  8. Judge Roybeanbag
    If by “washed” he means random tide pods, empty Bud Light cans and dead brain cells bouncing around in stainless steel prison toilet bowl, I completely agree.
  9. Judge Roybeanbag
    Have any of you ever had a “conscientious objector” at work? I have an employee who married a Palestinian lady. She was a kid when the first war took place, and was forced to relocate to Egypt. As a result she didn’t get her vaccinations, for whatever reasons because refugees. Got TB or something and lost a lung as an adult. Now she is dying from cancer, and he’s like nah, fuck those guys. I’m not doing anything to help them do more of that. I’m at a loss as to what to do other than hey, I understand, I’d feel the same way. But here’s your job. If you want to quit, I understand.
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    Mayhem! Good grief that kid they were passing around will probably never go to the doctor again without trauma.
  11. Judge Roybeanbag
    Left hand has rigor mortis, might still bang.
  12. Judge Roybeanbag
    They all thrive in a pile of shit, so you’re not wrong.
  13. Judge Roybeanbag
    Some day you will find me, caught beneath the pantslide Of a shit filled adult diaper on a ride
  14. Judge Roybeanbag
    I’m not arguing, just saying. Also, hotness is ok, but ability to put up with my shit > hotness. Otherwise I’d be single and navigating the hooker scene. I’m happy with my status quo.
  15. Judge Roybeanbag
    She’s no Hannah Montana!
  16. Judge Roybeanbag
    Used to go see Blue Mist there all the time in the early 90s!
  17. Judge Roybeanbag
    I don't know what it's called, but one of my other favorites is to saute olive oil, butter, garlic and a few red pepper flakes, add to spaghetti or bucatini and then toss with parmesan and toasted breadcrumbs. Also simple but a great side dish.
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    We do this with ham, peas and parmagiano sometimes. Really good.
  19. Judge Roybeanbag
    Man, one of the best times of my life. I lived off Bent Tree and could walk across the street and get Luby’s. Or drive up a ways to Mesa, there was Little Italy, Wally’s and Roppollos pizza. Good times. Plus you could eat your Wally’s burger in the Anderson High parking lot.
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    I wouldn’t go that far, but yeah, they aren’t that great. I did eat most of the bag though. On the other hand, these don’t suck.
  21. Judge Roybeanbag
    C’mon man, get fucking real. Vote democrat. At least we entertain your ideals.
  22. Judge Roybeanbag
    And Anastasis will still pretend he/she/it can still vote 3th parthy. Wifh high cofifeth.
  23. Judge Roybeanbag
    I think you’re confusing “cartel” with “cartoon”.
  24. Judge Roybeanbag
    You’ll never get hired for the deodorant lobby. Bikes in Denmark are cool. Bikes in Austin smell like week old cut onions.
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    The whole GQP is a minefield of dog turds, we are forced to run through barefoot. Some are on fire and obvious, others are buried amongst the weeds and you are inevitably going to step in one.

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