Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Lawyer help
Here come the Judge! Was curious because we have someone a quarter mile away that shoots a lot and have had some whizzers come over our backyard, out in northern Hays County.
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Lawyer help
Just curious, what county or general area is this?
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granny bayless trying to get his dick wet
Looks like they are eating in a mobile home funeral parlor.
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On what subject should you be considered Surly's resident expert?
Laziness and procrastination. I spend so much time and energy trying to come up with reasons for not doing stuff, that itās almost more work than actually doing the stuff.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Simple Vienna sausage and cheddar sandwich on white bread heels. With some horseradish mustard to dress it up. Fancy.
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I am doing 20,250 pushups in 2025
Iāve done one so far. That was on New Yearās Day, getting off the top of my wife after sex. The push-up took longer than the sex.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Made some lemon garlic butter cod that didnāt suck.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Surly more like:
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Pretty sure he hit all the bars, before the race.
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Laundry systems for families
When my kids were about that age or a little younger we didnāt make them do it all themselves, but they had to sit and help fold and then put theirs away. It got done faster and better if we helped. We didnāt make them help every time but enough.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
There were a couple tornadoes outside El Campo this afternoon. Not sure if there was much improvement done or not.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Itās funny cuz heās fat.
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Min Wage Increase Doesn't Impact Employement
Nope, because heās a really Harsh Ghai.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
Was there a big fat person in the passenger seat of that Infiniti?
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Woah ... Train smashed into Semi truck in Pecos, video
That train sure laid some pipe.
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Off Grid Alaska
I prefer to use my wifeās electric toothbrush as an immersion blender. I wash it afterwards.
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T'Vondre Sweat Appreciation Thread
Lol he clowned that dude with the stiff arm. That was great.
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School me on Fireplaces
At least on this one, if you ever sell your house you can honestly tell the buyers "It's never been pissed in!"
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In honor of Luigi, stories/vids/pics/shit of people who had enough
@TexasEd was right next door I think.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
lol.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Don't be retarded. The why is because the dead dude repeatedly fucked the shooter or his family in the ass. Try to keep up.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Half of Texas has those eyebrows.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Good luck getting there. The one in South Austin @ Mopac and 45 fucked traffic up there something horrible.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Narrator: the lege is not fixing shit. They are in the business of breaking shit.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Iām not an actuary, Iām a literary.