Judge Roybeanbag

More like fart, but point taken. I don’t tolerate nose holders well.

My niece has an SG Bigsby that I’m hoping to borrow. Beautiful walnut.

Choosing between a traitorous piece of shit, RFK and Joe Biden isn’t a “dichotomy”, it’s 2 plus 2 level shit.

Only if they don’t off themselves from the stress, duh.

He definitely has a plan C.

The top three stories in the daily Texan, whoop. Immanac is an Aggie , just saying.

Because (checks notes), fighting to keep rich folks in power, and codify negroes as subhuman, is completely cool.

Texas won’t do shit. We have a trans denier (Dan Patrick), a cripple, a Canadian and a brisket mutilator. This is who we are. Love it or fix it

Because apparently getting your ass whipped, and your shit burned to the ground wasn’t convincing enough the first time. I’m all for doing it again. Let’s roll.

You should be worried. It ceased to be funny on January 6. Go vote, it matters.

If you’re off Fitzhugh, you’re just a shout away from me. I have more firepower than any of those slapdicks, and I’m a democrat.

In a row.

Apparently someone didn’t have there feels justified. Pimphand seems a bit angry.

Beautiful. I have a Tokai that looks exactly like that except for the headstock, obviously.

That’s because police testimony is always infallible and 100% correct.

Still my opinion that rice is an unnecessary filler. Probably because I harvested so much of it. I have seen shit Uncle Ben never dreamed of. Nah, fuck Rice.

Yep, I always made a burrito with that, poured a little salsa on it. What else is a man to do?

Yeah I should Mea Culpa, but as a Texas baseball fan whose dad and sister went to Rice, my what comes out of a xxxxmans ass chant just feels right.

Deport the homeless!

I’ve looked at that pic twice, and keep seeing “parking water”. Americans should drink more of that. Maybe then a motherfucker could park worth a shit.

Pro tip, tell the waitress to ditch the rice, sub fried potatoes. I’m not a chinaman and I want potatoes with my refried beans, not rice.

IMO we need more war porn. Maybe it would help make people realize the literal hell that murderous authoritarian leaders like Putin are making their people and the entirety of Ukraine go through, and maybe help us avoid the same fate. JK we're fucked.

That just felt right.

I am a man cut from the know Rarely do friends, come and then go She was a girl, soft but estranged We were the two, our lives rearranged Feeling so good that day A feeling of love that day Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl (She meant you no harm) Think you're so clever, but now you must sever You're breaking the girl (He loves no one else) Raised by my dad, girl of the day He was my man, that was the way She was the girl left alone Feeling the need to make me her home I don't know what, when, or why The twilight of love had arrived Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl (She meant you no harm) Think you're so clever, but now you must sever You're breaking the girl (He loves no one else) Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl (She meant you no harm) Think you're so clever, but now you must sever You're breaking the girl (He loves no one else)

After he’s dead, they could put green caps on his nipples. What a world.