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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. He was an immigrant from a shithole country. That’s all you need to know.
  2. Just to add, trying to do it at like 5am and be quiet so you don’t wake up the old lady or kids.
  3. Nothing like standing up and having the toilet seat stick to your ass.
  4. Lester Holt ? Seriously? I’d Dan Rather but…. This whole timeline is just nuts.
  5. Good luck with that, but appreciate the sentiment. January 6 out front says hi.
  6. We can’t pick more than one. Need to be able to pick all.
  7. Still wondering why Dixon Hurr is an independent. What that means to me is someone is unwilling to commit to a side until they get promised something. You as an independent will not get shit. Your indecision will fuck the rest of us over. You have a right to vote, but yo don’t deserve one.
  8. lol yeah. My only point was we have all benefitted from an entity that provides a jumping off point to succeed. Without that point you may as well have been some poor kid born in a 3rd world country.
  9. Just saying, if you went to public school, drove on public roads, had the benefit of parents who had those things, had clean drinking water and god forbid reliable electricity, well you’ve built your life upon infrastructure designed by the common good, ie government.
  10. Is Phyllis Diller still alive? Asking for a friend.
  11. No. You’re a dependent. Every single thing you have done in this life has been somehow touched by government.
  12. I’m more of an angry dumb, but point taken.
  13. Welcome to Austin, brother, where you send billions in property taxes to other entities, and can’t even fix broke shit here.
  14. Austin energy is owned, at least in a public sense, so we can vote for shit.
  15. Ya know this one? https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/mad-at-ticketmaster-pearl-jam-has-you-beat-by-28-years/
  16. This pisses me off so bad. Yeah Biden is old and decrepit. What are the alternatives? Trump? Is 'Merica gonna vote for a black woman named Kamala? A gay man named Pete? A Californian? Hell fucking no. The hate engine has spent the last 30 years tearing all of those options down. We need a democrat Hitler and we need him now.
  17. Or as Joseph would say about stale onions, “No slab, has moderate cry”.
  18. Brown in the stink, orange in the pink. I Think.
  19. Geezus guys that was my whole point. Don’t you want to weed out the people who YouTube how to shoot fireworks out of your ass? I think we’d all be better off.
  20. Pro tip - ethanol burns faster than the gasoline it's mixed with. So just buy 5 or 10 gallons of regular gas, boil it for about 3 to 5 minutes, and you have ethanol free. YMMV, but report back.
  21. No, just Adidas sweatpants.
  22. He should respond by challenging Trump to a lie detector test-off.
  23. lol no. He climbed a rotten pole to fix something during a storm, ended up on the ground dead.
  24. You live in the Vatican or what? Choose better words!
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