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  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    What street were you on? We lived off Mountain Ridge/Smooth Oak back at that time. Man that was a great neighborhood to live in as a college student. We need a "places I've lived in Austin" map thread, that would actually be kinda cool.
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    We should bury @HenryJames there, and declare it a historical site. Plus there would be lots of oil, he has it in his veins.
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    I thought I was the only one who remembered that. WC Clark down by the duck pond was awesome.
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    Say it again, but more slowly this time.
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    Username checks out.
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    That’s not exceptional. I get that in any type of weather. Oof. 39 years in March.
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    Winner of the REM Nursing Home Chronicles album cover.
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    I was working outside and it was cold enough (14 degrees) that I when I farted, it felt hot at first, then cold down my leg. Figured I sharted, but went back inside to check my drawers and all was well. Crisis averted as of January 17. Tomorrow is another day.
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    You're missing the spiral staircase!! As for the Pex - we put this stuff on exposed Pex water line under a house, and it works really well. Not sure that's feasible for yours or not.
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    If you have a hair dryer you might be able to thaw it. Better yet would be a small ceramic heater to stick inside the cabinet.
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    You’re gonna need these.
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    Jim Morrison upper right looks like he’s singing “well I just rolled into town about an hour ago….”
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    Hoping QE kicks some ass next season. Welcome back, Qotter.
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    He drew the black bean. Sorry for your loss.
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    Yeah but you never get your asshole back intact. Whooooop!
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    This is why you just steal a little bit, then change your name and move on. Gatorubet has never even been caught!
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    Hope you have a large reserve of piss. That should smell fantastic.
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    You sir, are assuming the majority of the 35 million people that comprise this state have a functioning brain. I can assure you, they do not.
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    My fat beagle stock options have skyrocketed. Stock up on pemmican and damn the torpedoes!
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    Don’t jinx us.
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    6 cups of cream and a stick of butter?
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    Too bad his parents didn’t spell it Knoah and make his middle name Kevin.
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    Is it sheepskin?
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    How the f do you handcuff a cat? I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged.

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