Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Wyoming forfeits Volleyball matchup with San Jose State
Your daughters and their offspring will still be ashamed of you after you die, because you are a bigot and an asshole, but keep on being you, Mr. 1860.
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Texas -- a failed state
Nurse: I’m not educated at all. FIFY This is what happens when you decimate public education.
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I mean if they really want these to fly off the shelves for typical GQP male buyers, they should offer a free bottle of lube with each watch.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Damn you! I just spent 5 minutes reading about dinosaur dongs.
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Whatcha reading?
I’ve been on a Win Blevins binge lately. His book on Crazy Horse was interesting.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Also read some Elmer Kelton, The Time It Never Rained is great. I don’t remember his name, but I took a Native American Studies class one semester that was fantastic. The professor was this old guy, the first day he came out with an atlatl and stuck a spear into the wall and proceeded to tell what a great invention it was. My senior year, I took an economics course where Walt Rostow was a guest lecturer and he explained all the mistakes they made with policies toward developing countries.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Exactly. He wants to hurt, to kill somebody and is looking for any provocation. Dude is mentally ill. He just happened to latch on to (checks notes) the one political movement that encourages that sort of thing. And the Russian bitch bitching is the cherry on top.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Almost thought that was fried spam at first.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The toilet seats.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
He broke into Armybrat’s house and turned his camera right side up.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Man the HEB meal simple philly cheesesteak egg rolls, and the boudin and jack cheese eggrolls are fantastic. Cooked them in the air fryer. Wife and I were almost fighting each other over them - they come five to a pack. So we had 2.5 each.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Leftover HEB garlic sausage and pimento cheese on jalapeño saltines. I ate 3 before I thought to take a pic.
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2024 Random Games thread
Scares me to death!
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Prayer Request Por Favor
Good vibes their way.
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I caught the cancer
Good to hear, curious who/where you had do the surgery. Pm me if you’re not comfortable sharing with the rest of these miscreants. I’ve had some concerns about surgery but good to hear you are back to relative normal.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
He had a shitty barber.
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
Yep, she dragged his scowling ass across the stage and back. He looked like an 80 year old Denis the menace.
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I caught the cancer
I might hit you up, my next consultation is in a week. Appreciate you sharing.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I think the restaurant you are thinking of was The Parlour. Ate there a few times when I was young.
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I caught the cancer
Couldn’t edit my last post but that was it exactly. 9mm lesion on the apex, 3+4 and no input yet on the genetic aggression thing, whatever that. Is.
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I caught the cancer
I can live with being that, long as I’m living. You bang my wife, you’re on your way to dying. I win!
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I caught the cancer
And for the record, I’m thinking it was the first 58 of fucking that got me here. Like smallpox blankets.
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I caught the cancer
I’m good so far. If I need diapers I’ll let you know. May come to that.
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When to take your social security
FYI I did the spreadsheet, if anybody needs it pm me.