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Judge Roybeanbag

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Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Your daughters and their offspring will still be ashamed of you after you die, because you are a bigot and an asshole, but keep on being you, Mr. 1860.
  2. Nurse: I’m not educated at all. FIFY This is what happens when you decimate public education.
  3. Damn you! I just spent 5 minutes reading about dinosaur dongs.
  4. I’ve been on a Win Blevins binge lately. His book on Crazy Horse was interesting.
  5. Also read some Elmer Kelton, The Time It Never Rained is great. I don’t remember his name, but I took a Native American Studies class one semester that was fantastic. The professor was this old guy, the first day he came out with an atlatl and stuck a spear into the wall and proceeded to tell what a great invention it was. My senior year, I took an economics course where Walt Rostow was a guest lecturer and he explained all the mistakes they made with policies toward developing countries.
  6. Exactly. He wants to hurt, to kill somebody and is looking for any provocation. Dude is mentally ill. He just happened to latch on to (checks notes) the one political movement that encourages that sort of thing. And the Russian bitch bitching is the cherry on top.
  7. Almost thought that was fried spam at first.
  8. The toilet seats.
  9. He broke into Armybrat’s house and turned his camera right side up.
  10. Man the HEB meal simple philly cheesesteak egg rolls, and the boudin and jack cheese eggrolls are fantastic. Cooked them in the air fryer. Wife and I were almost fighting each other over them - they come five to a pack. So we had 2.5 each.
  11. Leftover HEB garlic sausage and pimento cheese on jalapeño saltines. I ate 3 before I thought to take a pic.
  12. Scares me to death!
  13. Good vibes their way.
  14. Good to hear, curious who/where you had do the surgery. Pm me if you’re not comfortable sharing with the rest of these miscreants. I’ve had some concerns about surgery but good to hear you are back to relative normal.
  15. Yep, she dragged his scowling ass across the stage and back. He looked like an 80 year old Denis the menace.
  16. I might hit you up, my next consultation is in a week. Appreciate you sharing.
  17. I think the restaurant you are thinking of was The Parlour. Ate there a few times when I was young.
  18. Couldn’t edit my last post but that was it exactly. 9mm lesion on the apex, 3+4 and no input yet on the genetic aggression thing, whatever that. Is.
  19. I can live with being that, long as I’m living. You bang my wife, you’re on your way to dying. I win!
  20. And for the record, I’m thinking it was the first 58 of fucking that got me here. Like smallpox blankets.
  21. I’m good so far. If I need diapers I’ll let you know. May come to that.
  22. FYI I did the spreadsheet, if anybody needs it pm me.
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