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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Leftover HEB garlic sausage and pimento cheese on jalapeño saltines. I ate 3 before I thought to take a pic.
  2. Scares me to death!
  3. Good vibes their way.
  4. Good to hear, curious who/where you had do the surgery. Pm me if you’re not comfortable sharing with the rest of these miscreants. I’ve had some concerns about surgery but good to hear you are back to relative normal.
  5. Yep, she dragged his scowling ass across the stage and back. He looked like an 80 year old Denis the menace.
  6. I might hit you up, my next consultation is in a week. Appreciate you sharing.
  7. I think the restaurant you are thinking of was The Parlour. Ate there a few times when I was young.
  8. Couldn’t edit my last post but that was it exactly. 9mm lesion on the apex, 3+4 and no input yet on the genetic aggression thing, whatever that. Is.
  9. I can live with being that, long as I’m living. You bang my wife, you’re on your way to dying. I win!
  10. And for the record, I’m thinking it was the first 58 of fucking that got me here. Like smallpox blankets.
  11. I’m good so far. If I need diapers I’ll let you know. May come to that.
  12. FYI I did the spreadsheet, if anybody needs it pm me.
  13. Plan on it. I’m not so fond of my junk that I wouldn’t give it up to see my next grandkids first birthday.
  14. I don’t have the last part of the test results which tells how aggressive it is, so not sure what options are best as far as treatment. Was only 7 on the Gleason scale (6 to 10) so that’s good. I’ve fucked enough shit my first 58 years that I’m good with having surgery, but it’s a tough decision anyway.
  15. Welp, I got the bad news today, I have prostate cancer. Good news is it was caught early. Have to review treatment options over the next 10 days or so before deciding what to do about it. Being I’ve been married almost 40 years my initial thought is just cut it all out. Curious if others had to make that decision.
  16. Last time I made that drive I stayed in Nashville and then Texarkana.
  17. The caravans love Colombian coffee. The election year has hosed up the supply chain.
  18. And you’re succeeding at both!
  19. I’m going with “Nuke the whale FUPA” as my safe word elimination phrase thing.
  20. Well come on now, let’s not get ridiculous and infringe one someone’s constitutional rights!
  21. It’s that white cotton codpiece that ties it all together. The fabric of our lives.
  22. I gotta admit page 3 was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Good stuff and immamac is a good fucking sport about it.
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