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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. FYI I did the spreadsheet, if anybody needs it pm me.
  2. Plan on it. I’m not so fond of my junk that I wouldn’t give it up to see my next grandkids first birthday.
  3. I don’t have the last part of the test results which tells how aggressive it is, so not sure what options are best as far as treatment. Was only 7 on the Gleason scale (6 to 10) so that’s good. I’ve fucked enough shit my first 58 years that I’m good with having surgery, but it’s a tough decision anyway.
  4. Welp, I got the bad news today, I have prostate cancer. Good news is it was caught early. Have to review treatment options over the next 10 days or so before deciding what to do about it. Being I’ve been married almost 40 years my initial thought is just cut it all out. Curious if others had to make that decision.
  5. Last time I made that drive I stayed in Nashville and then Texarkana.
  6. The caravans love Colombian coffee. The election year has hosed up the supply chain.
  7. And you’re succeeding at both!
  8. I’m going with “Nuke the whale FUPA” as my safe word elimination phrase thing.
  9. Well come on now, let’s not get ridiculous and infringe one someone’s constitutional rights!
  10. It’s that white cotton codpiece that ties it all together. The fabric of our lives.
  11. I gotta admit page 3 was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Good stuff and immamac is a good fucking sport about it.
  12. Chris Simms disapproves! (Too soon?)
  13. Man this really gets my bile up.
  14. Yes, it is. I have a hard time reconciling that too.
  15. It's a political issue, because only government regulation can have any effect on access to guns/assault rifles/etc. and a good part of our 'government' has decided it not only has no interest in doing so but actively promotes the weapons prevalently used in mass shootings and stonewalls any attempts to reduce mass shootings. That's pretty much it.
  16. True. We could all take a deep breath, think about the question asked or the fact posited, and deal with that, rather than our briefcase full of past grievances. But that’s no fucking fun!
  17. Touch grass, stay off the grass, what. - Anastasis.
  18. The toilet is your friend. Hook’em horns! Today is a good day!
  19. Look at that tiny mushroom shaped penis!
  20. You forgot he was impeached twice. Twice. That’s a Gaelic word, not Swedish, Mr drumpf.
  21. Yes, gas station food and repurposed takeout leftovers are acceptable. The jack in the box taco casserole is a prime example.
  22. Cletus can’t afford lamb shanks and such as you eat. Shits expensive. Maybe you give a little so other people can have dolmas?
  23. Sure. Tell me why Cletus should care that Dollar General overextended itself and is not meeting shareholder expectations when all he needs is some one dollar steaks and shitty toilet paper. We can do better, and we can do it at the expense of shareholders. Frontier gibberish indeed. You are the one muddling up democracy. Shit or get off the pot, brother.
  24. You missed the part about shares decreasing. There’s where you fall down. The American middle class isn’t fucking shares, sure, they have some stake in retirement accounts. But they want wages, and equivalent earnings, nobody in that sector gives a fuck about anything this guy is talking about. They want money.
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