Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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I caught the cancer
Bless all you guys. I had my prostate biopsy today. I’ve had more stuff stuck up my ass the last few days than Liberace on a Saturday night. Will know in 10 to 14 days what’s up. Hopefully you won’t see me on this thread other than repping folks.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Try having a dad who went to Rice. I didn’t know if I was taunting kids or getting the fuck beat out of me.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Then what would you post on Facebook/ Nextdoor? Must I think of everything for you?- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Mind you, HEB makes a delicious version of Steak-um, as someone said mixed with smoked provolone and the frozen fajita veggies it slams.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
POS rep for canned biscuits. Life is too short to cut shortening!- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I was actually at that game. No shit. Field trip from school yielded a bonus.- Naming a foundation to support scholarships
LLC. Gives it some cache.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
That could be on my tombstone. “Never had the makings of much of nothing” 😂- A day in the life of Little Scholz
Weird.- Colin Allred, doing what nobody asked
Hair Pii.- Colin Allred, doing what nobody asked
- Colin Allred, doing what nobody asked
Not enough people hate Ted Cruz. Let that sink in.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Also to Mr. Street, did you even bother to graduate? Be careful, otherwise you’ll end up as a huckster air conditioner salesman.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Also excited for my younger kids, who hated voting for an old white dude. No offense Bernie! Let’s kick some motherfucking GOP ass to the curb, with the trash where it belongs!- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Ok, Kamala is a fucking ok, and I’m excited to vote!- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
The guy actually vomiting on third base convinced me I was an outfielder. Yep.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Yep, I spent my time in right field, figuring out just how big of a bubble I could make with hubba bubba grape. When that ball came my way, I was completely unprepared.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
I had nothing but open field and the falling safety just punched that loaf of bread right out of my arm. Story of my life.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
You can make it. Brown Cedar cut opened up about 15 miles down, with the last storm. It’s still about 4’ deep and you can’t drive to Mitchell’s Cut anymore.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Whoops, but, but that would be like the dog catching the car, like you did with abortion. Go ahead, fuck around, find out.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
No, I’m the pope. You can find me in the pizza!- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
I had a similar experience in football, I broke loose and was a step away from scoring a winning touchdown, and this motherfucker dove at me and punched the ball out. Summary of my life is like a fucking peanuts cartoon and I’m not Lucy.- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
Ungawa!- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
Kamala against shaved chimpanzees with brain worms, do that poll. - [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
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