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    I kept it simple with some jerked chicken thighs and Bozo (Jack Allen’s) tamale dressing, along with green beans and homemade apple/cranberry cobbler (not pictured).
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    South Austin HEB this morning. Fat lady with a handicap placard, didn’t look handicapped as she walked into the store, just fat.
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    Breakfast was a PB and blackberry jam sandwich with buttermilk eggo waffles.
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    Im pretty sure the vent above our stove isn’t actually a vent, it’s a fragrance enhancer. Like it sucks in whatever smell you’re cooking and spits out a version twice as strong.
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    Sounds more like Lubbock.
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    I’d say the same about any insurance racket. They’re all crooks. Health, car or home.
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    My favorite compilation.
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    I’ll try to make a TikTok video next time, dad.
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    I bought some of the central market version of this and tried it several ways. It’s spicy as fuck and really tasty but.. the best application I found is mixing it with refried beans for bean dip. Goddamn that was some good bean dip. Just the right amount of heat, sour and substance.
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    MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.
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    Also has wooden teeth.
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    Burnt orange deer camp sunset.
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    Pretty sure if he keeps this up all game sans more interceptions, his draft stock goes up so much he doesn’t come back.
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    I say we put up a topless statue of Clara Barton, and just keep it Barton Springs.
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    Frankly between summer heat exhaustion, freezing to death in the winter when the grid goes down, starving because the SNAP program isn’t working and not being able to access Medicaid, I’m sure plenty of unborn babies are dying regardless. Oh yeah, check the stats, infant mortality rates are up over 10% after the ban. Good call, GQP!
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    From NY Magazine: Unfortunately, Emily Post doesn’t cover what to do when the former president is a boorish insurrectionist.
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    Use some discretion, asshole, and I won’t be looking at your wife that never, ever takes her pants off no matter how long I look!
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    Asshole neighbors who keep their house lit up all night like a surgical unit.
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    I’ve sold cattle smaller than that.
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    My friend is much better at butchering than I am. Can turn this into that in a few minutes. I’d say I could hope to learn but I’m too old to learn that kind of skill, and use it.
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    Just for fun here was the young man with his doe. Lung shot her, but helped his uncle track and drag her back up around 200 yards to the fence.
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    My best buddy brought his 11yo nephew out to my place to take a doe, his first deer. We decided to make some lollipops for a pre-thanksgiving meal.
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    Beautiful setting, and I appreciate the “hunt”. Still though, if I want some meat I can just walk outside and Kevin this guy upside the head with a Jack Daniels bottle and toss it in the recycling bin.

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