Judge Roybeanbag
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So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
The funniest thing I remember about that job is, at least at the Zeta house, is the cook staff prepared for the late night kitchen run. They had one “expendable” fridge, where if a couple girls managed to distract you long enough to get into the kitchen (I ain’t saying how) there were some leftover fruit cups and whatever hadn’t been eaten that evening that they didn’t care about. So I didn’t get in too much trouble if I was watching Letterman and laughing with some girl while two others were loading up on ranch dressing and carrots.
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So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
I will say most of the normal frat dudes I had to square off with who got belligerent would back off and go on their way. But yeah there were a few self entitled fucks that I really couldn’t do anything about, given the only thing I was armed with was a 12” maglight and my mouth. The worst part of that job was shuffling dragworms on their way. I worked at the Zeta house down by Dirty’s for almost a year, and that was a beating, keeping them from sleeping in the parking lot. Also worked a 10pm to 6am shift at Greenwood Towers for a few months, the condo place. Geez. Good times. Back then I was buff enough. Now not so much.
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So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Eh it’s the same with other assholes. He came and picked a girl up, she at least was pretty much wasted at that point. All good, that was par for the course. Came back at like one or two AM. Girl is drunk as shit and needs to puke. I let her into a bathroom off the common area and she proceeds to puke in the toilet and pass out on the bathroom floor. Ok, I’ve dealt with that, all good. But no. Greg and his buddy have to piss. So they go in, straddle her and proceed to piss all over her and the toilet. No they didn’t rape her or anything, but still. Just fucking…. What’s the word I’m searching for here? Typical MAGA fucks.
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So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
This particular one involved the Kappa Kappa Gamma house.
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So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
I have a Greg Swindell story, from when I was at UT. Wasn’t pleasant and soured me on name brand athletes for a bit. Just as a teaser, my job my sophomore and junior years was working as a security guard at sorority houses. No shit.
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Naming a foundation to support scholarships
I vote for the “Port-a-Fundo Foundation” .
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
And tripping on heather.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Doesn’t really matter, the lie is already halfway around the world by that point.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
This. He’s a fucking loser, and is losing in grand fashion, for all the world to see. Hey Don, you’re a fucking loser.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Depends. And maybe some more depends.
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Texas -- a failed state
If the Texas Democrat 'party' had any semblance of sense, they would make commercials to air in rural and suburban areas of the state, blaring about how under republican leadership, Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick and crooked Ken Paxton, state leadership has stolen billions of dollars from your schools and given them to cronies and 'big city' private, charter and magnet schools, while your children go to the same broken down underfunded public schools.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
My beard is much more gray than that now!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Donald J Drumpf, grabbing immigrant pussy, because no other pussy is willing. So much winning.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I’ve had Brillo pads at my deer camp sink look more appealing than that.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Sid’s middle name is Dickey.
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Hey Steel Shank!
That’s a mighty small shingle to shit on, my friend, but you nailed it.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I think aside from the railroad, they want to take the nuclear plant. Then use it to get the Russians out of Zaphorizia.
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Why is the business board low traffic?
Yeah, I’m up for “ Personal Finance, Stocks and Serious Bidness” or something like that.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Seems like they've forgotten how Canada bombarded us with giant inflatable beavers in 2010.
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Cool, Interesting, or Bizarre Cooking Techniques Our Parents used back in the Day
It’s apparently possible: https://www.food.com/recipe/bean-biscuits-407591
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Correct, I had a version of it last week, except with browned ground taco meat instead of bratwurst.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
That’s weird, man!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Gavin Newsome fucked your wife, before she was ugly.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yeah, but where are corporations going to find the cheap ass labor to replace all the migrants they’re going to deport, without child labor?
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Cool, Interesting, or Bizarre Cooking Techniques Our Parents used back in the Day
My mom made deviled tongue salad one time. A actually liked it.