Judge Roybeanbag

Fuck this shit. We should go all trappers law on the Republican Party. They are insane.

That pic looks like an ADHD convention.

I recently came across an old playlist from like 1996. Man, I loved Soulhat.

Yes, but it's predictable. These are the people that gave us slavery, child labor, moral majority type shit like prohibition, tried to money-whip everyone into submission and then when WWII came around tried to fuck up the presidency. We allowed them to exist until 2020, and they fucking did it again. I vote we send every fucking registered republican to Afghanistan, where they can live out their fantasies uninhibited, since they voted against trying to help that place get into the fucking 18th century.

When I think of Gym Jordan trying and failing to become speaker, the term "rhythmic bitch-slapping sounds" comes to mind.

Haha. Yeah we did, that part of the yard gets good shade from the oak tree, plus we got like 3” of rain the last couple of weeks.

I too have experienced this phenomenon.

I did actually go outside.

Those are my house shoes, man! Orthopedic!

For all us lazy fuckers.

Maybe the weaker state should just leave and band with the supporting states around it, oh, wait, they don’t want them either. The Arabs in Israel, right or not just need to leave. Outfuck the Israelites. You’re not going to outshoot them as dysfunctional as you are.

I have never been an Israel supporter but I’m at the point now where I think there is no solution to this until the Palestinians are shoved into other Muslim states. Period. The end. Then we can draw a line in the sand and fight each other, if that’s what the gods want.

Well they’re fixing to find out what happens when you do that in a place outside Israel.

Keep grifting, POS.

Porterhouse is a grade A piece of shit who believes in fairy tales, and thinks anyone who disagrees with his worldview should be marginalized. Has nothing to do with Israel or Palestine, he’s just a piece of shit. I suggest ignoring him because death threats tend to get you banned.

Too bad you and your ilk can’t do the same with your fellow countrymen.

Piss off man. You only care about your bottom line. You and your “ilk” as you would put it don’t give a flying fuck about anything except yourself. Go fight for something in person instead of bilking humanity.

Naw, last name was Minarcik. One of my best friends uncles.

I put my 2 cents in.

The cool thing about it was, he couldn't tell I did anything, because the gas was clean. The engine was just sludged up and seized.

Bit of a threadjack but... When I was 14, I started working for this old Czech farmer who happened to be the cheapest tightwad bastard I think I ever met in my life. I liked him, but most of his stuff was held together with duct tape and bailing wire. He had a nice house and yard fenced off from the surrounding pastures, probably about an acre and a half or thereabouts which I would mow when we weren't tied up working in his rice fields. Which was OK when the John Deere riding mower was working. Well wouldn't you know, something went wrong with the riding mower, and being the cheap bastard that he was he didn't want to haul it the 20 miles to El Campo to get it fixed. So, guess who had to mow the whole fucking thing with a push mower. To add insult to injury his manner of saying certain things was lacking. He'd say "Well we don't got any field work tomorrow, I think I'll let you mow the yard." Gee thanks I feel so privileged. Well after I think the 3rd time I mowed the fucking monstrosity with the push mower, I realized "hey this motherfucker is never going to get pay to get his riding mower fixed, as long as I'm push mowing." So while I was in a part of the yard he couldn't see down by the little creek, I opened up the oil fill and carefully put a few or maybe more than a few tablespoons of nice black dirt in there. About 10 minutes later - "Hey boss, the push mower shit the bed!" The next week he had the riding mower fixed. Because it was cheaper than buying a new push mower. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

Luke Duke lives in a trailer behind the bar. It’s his mother in laws trailer, and I think she is also ROFLBOXs onion growing sister.

Since it's OU week, portrait title: Stonie Clark for you young folks:

Sort of, at least while she was looking. I'm pretty sure no matter what I did, after I left the kitchen she went back and re-did everything to her satisfaction. Which to me is kind of the whole point - if someone is going to criticize and then re-do something I've already done, what's the point of me doing it in the first place? Welcome to marriage. One time when we were cleaning up I had washed an item that couldn't go into the dishwasher and she actually asked "did you wash that with soap and hot water?" I gave her the Tommy Jones look and replied "No I just spit on the dirty spots and wiped it real good." I think she actually believed me.