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  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    Luke Duke lives in a trailer behind the bar. It’s his mother in laws trailer, and I think she is also ROFLBOXs onion growing sister.
  2. Judge Roybeanbag
    Since it's OU week, portrait title: Stonie Clark for you young folks:
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    Sort of, at least while she was looking. I'm pretty sure no matter what I did, after I left the kitchen she went back and re-did everything to her satisfaction. Which to me is kind of the whole point - if someone is going to criticize and then re-do something I've already done, what's the point of me doing it in the first place? Welcome to marriage. One time when we were cleaning up I had washed an item that couldn't go into the dishwasher and she actually asked "did you wash that with soap and hot water?" I gave her the Tommy Jones look and replied "No I just spit on the dirty spots and wiped it real good." I think she actually believed me.
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    To be fair I have health care coverage, I was referring to universal healthcare. I should just be glad I have a job and shut up.
  5. Judge Roybeanbag
    Still don’t have healthcare.
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    Why can’t you work at providing healthcare and life changing shit here at home? Fuck Africa. Do I look like Sally fucking Struthers and have Sarah McClaughlin shooting out of my dick? Sorry, I’ll get back to washing dishes.
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    People fuck, news at 11….
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    I still can’t get over this. There are kids coming over the border because their parents can’t afford to buy them tortillas, and we are putting decorations in storage units. Happy fucking Hanukkah indeed.
  9. Judge Roybeanbag
    Brisket lives in a cul de sac and has a spiral staircase. Dudes been running in circles. Arrest that man!
  10. Judge Roybeanbag
    You need a separate bay for the fake tits, then you’re all set.
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    You keep decorations in a fucking storage unit? I’m apparently doing Amurica wrong.
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    like I said, I’m still washing the damned dishes, but I feel good.
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    Had a bit of a moment this morning. I was making olive relish for muffulettas . I got lectured on how to wash dishes and realized you know what, the moment you criticize something I’m doing, it’s yours. Don’t like it? Do it yourself. I’m still washing dishes but I feel better about it.
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    Thing is, brother, there would be no conflict if one shithead state stayed within their borders. Russia started this shit, they can deal with the consequences.
  15. Judge Roybeanbag
    If anyone gets free healthcare, nobody will ever work again!
  16. Judge Roybeanbag
    Artisan jerky, yep. I checked that box.
  17. Judge Roybeanbag
    You’ve never made sausage then. Like really made sausage.
  18. Judge Roybeanbag
    You don’t want too much saltpeter in your shit, bro.
  19. Judge Roybeanbag
    If she’s anti immigrant and basically anti American, no problem, she will vote Republican just like you and everyone else in Texas.
  20. Judge Roybeanbag
    Sorry thought this was the stupid wives thread for a sec.
  21. Judge Roybeanbag
    The beautiful thing about all of it is, nobody works except for me. She hasn’t worked since 1998. Still thinks she knows everything.
  22. Judge Roybeanbag
    Good for you. In the meantime I’m having a conversation with my spouse. She hates our immigration policy. Frankly she just hates immigrants. Why should my tax dollars pay for that. I try to tell her why. I try to explain that someone else’s 3 year old kid is the exact same 3 year old kid she loves. Nope. Other 3 year olds suck and can die because they weren’t born here.
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    I still have that thing somewhere.
  24. Judge Roybeanbag
    Aw right. I still don’t like the both sides are the same bullshit. They aren’t at all. One is dark. The other is less dark. It’s not even close .
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    So now, me, I’m not only a neocon fascist cracker, I also worship beavers. Actually I’m ok with the non-Bucees part of that.

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