Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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I caught the cancer
Thanks. Couldn’t get an appointment with the urologist until mid-July, so we’ll see how that goes.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
LOL. A "former" president at my company was fired for similar reasons. We were in San Diego, and he took some Jordanian customers to a strip club in Tijuana, and forced a couple of female admin assistants to go along with them.- Looks like we will have to say goodbye to V'Ger 1. She's obeying commands but hasnt returned readable info in 3 months....
That's amazing.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
So that's why Mitch's hands turn brown, die and wither. Also, the Pentagon morphing into a trashcan is fitting imagery.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Enjoy your extra mayonnaise, Senor future man. Maybe wear some appropriate non-convict apparel next time or shut the fuck up. Nah, too much to ask.- Israel vs everyone war thread
Calm down, fellas!- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
My sister worked at UR Cooks over on Burnet/183. I almost got tossed out of there for squirting clarified butter under the guys steak next to mine, when he wasn’t looking. It would cause quite a flare up. I loved that place.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Ah gotcha, thanks. This one doesn't look too hard, but I'm tempted just to make her return it just because.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You mean you fixed/replaced the waveguide cover, or just fixed the microwave in general?- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
There was one on Anderson Lane. I know because I once got asked to leave the premises after getting into a food fight in the condiment line.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We bought a new GE combination microwave/convection oven. My wife proceeded to tear the mica board waveguide cover out of it, “because it looked like cardboard and the instructions said to remove all packaging”. Now I have to either try to fix it or return it.- DACA, immigration reform whatever
Are you insinuating we shouldn’t let people with felony convictions into the country? We should make an ad about that.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I’m getting a U of H bleacher vibe.- I caught the cancer
National Healthcare Now!- I caught the cancer
Gee thanks. 😂- Hey Steel Shank!
I’m not hung and my Palo Verde has done vamoosed to blanco! Also we don’t rent pigs.- I caught the cancer
Nope that’s next I guess. Fortunately I don’t have any history of PC in the family, so hoping this is a non-event.- Hey Steel Shank!
I didn’t trademark cheese hinge, because I’m not THAT big of an asshole.- Hey Steel Shank!
It’s hip to be square, man.- I caught the cancer
I’m subscribing to your chat. Elevated PSA levels the last two tests, an MRI shows a “lesion” about 9mm and an infection. Good times.- Hey Steel Shank!
I thought I did. Sadly could not eat as much as I used to. Was feeling cry, but hey I got leftover cold pizza for breakfast!- Hey Steel Shank!
I’m gonna dunk on you bastards. This here’s a couple pieces of a whole wheat savage, and two pieces of a meaters. The sad part? I’m eating it. All.- Hey Steel Shank!
Feeling roast of beef. With double cheddar, bacon, some jalapeños, and horsey sauce. On Texas toast. Mmm Mmm good.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Do your own research! - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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