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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Say it again, but more slowly this time.
  2. Username checks out.
  3. That’s not exceptional. I get that in any type of weather. Oof. 39 years in March.
  4. Winner of the REM Nursing Home Chronicles album cover.
  5. I was working outside and it was cold enough (14 degrees) that I when I farted, it felt hot at first, then cold down my leg. Figured I sharted, but went back inside to check my drawers and all was well. Crisis averted as of January 17. Tomorrow is another day.
  6. You're missing the spiral staircase!! As for the Pex - we put this stuff on exposed Pex water line under a house, and it works really well. Not sure that's feasible for yours or not.
  7. If you have a hair dryer you might be able to thaw it. Better yet would be a small ceramic heater to stick inside the cabinet.
  8. You’re gonna need these.
  9. Jim Morrison upper right looks like he’s singing “well I just rolled into town about an hour ago….”
  10. Hoping QE kicks some ass next season. Welcome back, Qotter.
  11. He drew the black bean. Sorry for your loss.
  12. Yeah but you never get your asshole back intact. Whooooop!
  13. This is why you just steal a little bit, then change your name and move on. Gatorubet has never even been caught!
  14. Hope you have a large reserve of piss. That should smell fantastic.
  15. You sir, are assuming the majority of the 35 million people that comprise this state have a functioning brain. I can assure you, they do not.
  16. My fat beagle stock options have skyrocketed. Stock up on pemmican and damn the torpedoes!
  17. Don’t jinx us.
  18. 6 cups of cream and a stick of butter?
  19. Too bad his parents didn’t spell it Knoah and make his middle name Kevin.
  20. How the f do you handcuff a cat? I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged.
  21. Needs an old dark leather fake couch in the background.
  22. People bitch about the democrats not having a coherent message. Well here is one. All you dipshit motherfuckers voting GOP because you hate brown people, or because you’re afraid a baby might be aborted. People, actual motherfucking EXISTING people are being aborted. Where are you, Stans?
  23. Wheee! I’m on my unicycle writing my own jokes!
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