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    Definitely got some Billy Squier vibes going there.
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    Simple pleasures for breakfast. Texas toast with butter and a little garlic powder, some sharp white cheddar stuck under the broiler a few minutes.
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    Doesn’t matter how much you tip, you can never believe them when they say they can lick all the glitter off of you. There are always a few glitters that sneak through. Fuck those glitters.
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    That’s why you’re the buck.
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    Thank god this tip epidemic hasn’t reached the domestic household. My wife refuses my tip 99% of the time.
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    So is that icon with the temperature an ejection seat?
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    Did you have to provide ID?
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    Remind me not to get a flat the day after Christmas.
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    It’s under your hat.
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    El Trompo Mayor by my office off Burleson is also excellent.
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    Well, when it comes right down to it, count me in. Fuck Russia.
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    I’m what they call an optimistic skeptic. The glass is half full of shit, until proven otherwise.
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    That’s the spirit! And exactly what will happen. Nothing.
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    How bout shoulder checks? Are those offensive? Seriously though, the older I’ve gotten the more chill I’ve gotten. Live and let live is an important component of a happier life.
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    Luckily I never had to deal with it, but a friend of mine had to crawl inside the guts of a combine to clean out the guts of a couple of baby hogs that clogged it up when they were cutting rice.
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    Leftover queso and carnitas noach, with guac and pico. Picture math not withstanding, I ate 18 of those and was still hungry.
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    It’s a misspelled swastika, I think.
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    Haha this. Only my old cables are in baggies labeled with what they are supposed to be, because my wife is also an old and almost as anal as South Austin’s mom.
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    Geezus. Some people need to be segregated.
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    Probably a random heavy hunk of cool air falling from somewhere.
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    FIFY.
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    It’s like two bad Eddie Munster lookalikes.
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