Jump to content

Judge Roybeanbag

Legacy Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    8456

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    @fattyflattie glad I’m not there (in Matagorda) this weekend, apparently the entrance is blocked from stuck vehicles and more up and down the beach.
  2. Judge Roybeanbag
    Sorry dude, I like grilled cheese and tomato soup.
  3. Judge Roybeanbag
    Well they need a miracle. I haven’t ever seen a saint buried in Hellmans.
  4. Judge Roybeanbag
    Timely thread, someone mentioned this upthread, just got this email:
  5. Judge Roybeanbag
    Good to know. The place we VRBO'd this past weekend, the host still had it as a requirement. The only reason it's an issue with me is the card I use for stuff like that has a hard limit on it (to avoid getting scammed) and the deposit usually hosed that up. I'd have given her a hard time for being a fat chick from Bay City, but she and her husband are UT grads so I tread easy.
  6. Judge Roybeanbag
    That's a lot of stuff in that sauce. My @futureman special sauce is thousand island dressing, with some extra mayo added in. Don't judge me.
  7. Judge Roybeanbag
    That guys liver is kissing his belly button.
  8. Judge Roybeanbag
    I haven't used AirBNB for a few years. My only complaint with VRBO is having to either purchase the required insurance, or put down a huge deposit. Also people who reserve a place and then cancel in the period before they owe anything.
  9. Judge Roybeanbag
    In her defense there was a crew of 8 or so of us working out in the field, and she’d bring us food for lunch. But it was basically a manwich, except instead of manwich sauce it was mayo and sometimes ketchup mixed in with the ground meat. My brother and I still laugh/cringe about it.
  10. Judge Roybeanbag
    You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a couple of turds come out simultaneously with your kid.
  11. Judge Roybeanbag
    POs rep for Billy Jack.
  12. Judge Roybeanbag
    Full confession. When I was about 15 yrs old I used to work for a German fella named Hefner. His wife Olga Mae called them burger, but they were browned hamburger mixed with mayonnaise. Loose meat. I would have stormed Normandy rather than eating that.
  13. Judge Roybeanbag
    Try getting any strawberry. No joy.
  14. Judge Roybeanbag
    Bone in smoked bologna. Get with the program, man!
  15. Judge Roybeanbag
    I call him Prickchin.
  16. Judge Roybeanbag
    I was at Matagorda beach for a few days this past weekend. A guy in a Tundra got stuck in the soft sand about a hundred yards or so from me. I walked over there barefoot to loan him my shovel. Big mistake. The sand burnt the hell out of my feet. And it was only in the 90s there.
  17. Judge Roybeanbag
    I highly recommend keeping piece of 2x12 (mine is square) in your vehicle. Yeah you're carrying around a hunk of lumber but it sure comes in handy when you don't have a good surface for a jack. I had to use my weathertech floor mat in a pinch one time and it helped but was still dicy in the sand.
  18. Judge Roybeanbag
    Pretty sure a majority of the data AI drew from was mugshot databases.
  19. Judge Roybeanbag
    Tank drivers wife was backing up.
  20. Judge Roybeanbag
    I have a 4x4 but hate driving there on weekends. Especially when high tide is at noon like this week. Idiots park all crazy and you can’t get around them without going into the nasty stuff. Lately it’s been the entrance that gets all torn up.
  21. Judge Roybeanbag
    Speaking of crowds I'm taking the family and grandson (2.5 yrs) to Matagorda on Thursday to stay for a couple of days. Fortunately the place we are staying you can walk to through the dunes to the beach, because the beach has basically been 4wd only the last couple of years. So much traffic and so little rain, it's either soft powder or rutted all to hell or both. Crazy.
  22. Judge Roybeanbag
    Yeah this is like the world's most expensive carnival ride. Complete with carny operators and shitty maintenance, apparently.
  23. Judge Roybeanbag
    Kanye should be Health and Human Services.
  24. Judge Roybeanbag
    here ya go.
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    My wife rarely finishes a large CFS and is smart enough to order her gravy on the side. Profit.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...