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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Sorry dude, I like grilled cheese and tomato soup.
  2. Well they need a miracle. I haven’t ever seen a saint buried in Hellmans.
  3. Timely thread, someone mentioned this upthread, just got this email:
  4. Good to know. The place we VRBO'd this past weekend, the host still had it as a requirement. The only reason it's an issue with me is the card I use for stuff like that has a hard limit on it (to avoid getting scammed) and the deposit usually hosed that up. I'd have given her a hard time for being a fat chick from Bay City, but she and her husband are UT grads so I tread easy.
  5. That's a lot of stuff in that sauce. My @futureman special sauce is thousand island dressing, with some extra mayo added in. Don't judge me.
  6. I haven't used AirBNB for a few years. My only complaint with VRBO is having to either purchase the required insurance, or put down a huge deposit. Also people who reserve a place and then cancel in the period before they owe anything.
  7. In her defense there was a crew of 8 or so of us working out in the field, and she’d bring us food for lunch. But it was basically a manwich, except instead of manwich sauce it was mayo and sometimes ketchup mixed in with the ground meat. My brother and I still laugh/cringe about it.
  8. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a couple of turds come out simultaneously with your kid.
  9. Full confession. When I was about 15 yrs old I used to work for a German fella named Hefner. His wife Olga Mae called them burger, but they were browned hamburger mixed with mayonnaise. Loose meat. I would have stormed Normandy rather than eating that.
  10. Bone in smoked bologna. Get with the program, man!
  11. I was at Matagorda beach for a few days this past weekend. A guy in a Tundra got stuck in the soft sand about a hundred yards or so from me. I walked over there barefoot to loan him my shovel. Big mistake. The sand burnt the hell out of my feet. And it was only in the 90s there.
  12. I highly recommend keeping piece of 2x12 (mine is square) in your vehicle. Yeah you're carrying around a hunk of lumber but it sure comes in handy when you don't have a good surface for a jack. I had to use my weathertech floor mat in a pinch one time and it helped but was still dicy in the sand.
  13. Pretty sure a majority of the data AI drew from was mugshot databases.
  14. I have a 4x4 but hate driving there on weekends. Especially when high tide is at noon like this week. Idiots park all crazy and you can’t get around them without going into the nasty stuff. Lately it’s been the entrance that gets all torn up.
  15. Speaking of crowds I'm taking the family and grandson (2.5 yrs) to Matagorda on Thursday to stay for a couple of days. Fortunately the place we are staying you can walk to through the dunes to the beach, because the beach has basically been 4wd only the last couple of years. So much traffic and so little rain, it's either soft powder or rutted all to hell or both. Crazy.
  16. Yeah this is like the world's most expensive carnival ride. Complete with carny operators and shitty maintenance, apparently.
  17. Kanye should be Health and Human Services.
  18. My wife rarely finishes a large CFS and is smart enough to order her gravy on the side. Profit.
  19. Leftover chicken fried steak sammich.
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