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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Clarence the cross eyed lion, well, when I was a kid I was partly deaf from ear infections and it was a lip reading joke on top of a cartoon.
  2. Ugh. Was sorting through some paperwork and found a letter from my old man, circa about 20 years ago. Pops was an odd bird. He did undergrad at Rice, grad work and taught at UT, went to UT Law, and then became a schoolteacher in a small town. He was always an English teacher though. This letter was in response to a gift I had given him. The part that always struck me was “in the brief everyday existence of life, a belief that just “being” is worthwhile and justifiable, but only if we make it so.” RIP pops. Hopefully you see me being “Pops” to my grandkid. Someday I’ll tell him stories about you being the desegregation bus driver, getting rocks thrown at you while you smiled and said “everyone can use some education, whether they want it or not. I’m just driving the bus.”
  3. Go here if you can. Not a bad hike. The hiking dude is where you start/park, sandbar to NE is where to fish.
  4. You know Thomas Dolby is now known as Alton Brown, right?
  5. That's really cool - it basically looks like a core rock and a bunch of stuff someone flaked off and worked on a little. One of the coolest things I found on my property was similar - there was a core rock, a large piece of chert that probably came from Flint Knob a few miles away: https://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/plateaus/images/ap2.html Someone had broken off pieces, but left a bunch there with the core. A few hard rains exposed it, and the core and all the pieces were just laying there, like whoever it was left them however many years ago. I left it, marked it with a piece of rebar and gps.
  6. His house is canceled!!!
  7. Reminds me of Gene Ray from back in the Austin360 days. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube
  8. You need to rename it, that’s your first problem. It should be named Bohmian Rhapsody. Then explain it like this. Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy? Banned by social networks, they won’t accept my reality. I’m just a proton ring, pure velocity, Spinning at light speed, ignore my positivity See, something like that, and Elmo would let you back on X in a microsecond.
  9. Well no honest friends anyway. Just guy friends with paper bags.
  10. Looks like something AI would create if you asked for "trashy nursing home whores".
  11. Did mine this morning with sourdough, pimento cheese and chipotle chile powder on top.
  12. The sneakers come pre-loaded with dog shit.
  13. I rode the Alaska Railroad from Fairbanks to Anchorage, that was awesome.
  14. Yeah but you have to put up with giant dzongs.
  15. Even worse is letting someone in when you’re in the right lane of a divided street, only to realize the motherfucker is immediately going to sit there and try and get 3 lanes to the left to turn left at the next light.
  16. Baby Jesus wouldn’t be allowed on Nextdoor. Mangers violate the HOA restrictions.
  17. Naw, it’s the person, 100% of the time. Take away the tool and your drooling cohorts would be insignificant. Like in the upcoming elections. Vote, don’t shoot.
  18. Killing white babies! anyway here’s some good stuff.
  19. Madeline Murray O’Hair treatment. It was humane.
  20. I made a goddamned cake. It was tasty.
  21. Tim Dunn can single-handedly provide Texas energy by running really fast in his corduroy pants. Rubbing his tiny penis against his leg costs extra.
  22. Pretty sure if you were a billionaire in midland the first thing would be to get the fuck out of midland. Maybe pecos. Or Hobbs.
  23. Lotta words to say a repressed gothic jockey is throwing a shit fit. Eat shit, Timmy.
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