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  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    That sat in a refrigerator alongside some beer keg or something that the Austin police association put there. No police work has been done here since Ben Thompson ran a whorehouse.
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    I've fished my whole life various places in Texas and have STILL yet to catch a tripletail. Good stuff.
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    Regular fucking Mark Twain right here.
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    I actually want to contribute my own filet o fish. Leftover fried fish, jalapeño tartar sauce, HEB spicy garlic dills and lettuce on Texas toast.
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    He gets slightly less than all the points, because I would’ve put a little raw onion on the crackers.
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    My brother doesn’t do surly, but this masterpiece of his was worthy of posting. The fact that the morning after consuming this, he drove his wife from Midland to Houston in a confined truck space makes me smile.
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    I’d be ok with being known as Hillel the Elder.
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    The difference is, Johnny Weissmuller has been replaced by fatty pudpuller.
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    If you can master a cornbread waffle, then it's closer to bread and is a good delivery vehicle for pulled pork or a thin fried chicken milanese. I'm too lazy to tackle any of that though.
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    To be clear that wasn't any sandwich I made, just one I ate.
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    a proper debris sandwich .
  13. Judge Roybeanbag
    There it is. The whole Republican platform. Dumb is good.
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    Hopefully I can just take the handle off and tighten the packing nut a bit to stop it. These freezes the last few years have played hell with plumbing.
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    Blah blah, who started the war, dipshit? We are going to finish it, vatnik.
  16. Judge Roybeanbag
    Go watch the video of children running. Ask yourself what kind of monster would bomb children. Look in the mirror and there you are.
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    Duh, yeah dealing with fixing anything between two fixed points, I’m at a disadvantage.
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    How do I get your gig, just traveling around embalming yourself slowly?
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    The well at my hays county place was installed 20 years ago. The main water line shutoff has developed a slow drip at the metal shutoff valve, as pictured. Can I replace a washer in the handle part, or does the whole section need to be replaced? If the latter fuck that, it looks like Frankenstein.
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    Gas. Lots of gas.
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    Naw, it was the “Hey Steel Shank” thread.
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    I was thinking more a truck stop bathroom outside of Pampa.
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    Congrats. I hit 30 years this year...
  24. Judge Roybeanbag
    CSB, Karianna and my daughter were best friends growing up.
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