Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Baby Jesus wouldn’t be allowed on Nextdoor. Mangers violate the HOA restrictions.
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Tim Dunn: The West Texas Billionaire Trying to Turn Texas into a Christian Theocracy
Yeah, a drunk one!
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Mass Shootings
Naw, it’s the person, 100% of the time. Take away the tool and your drooling cohorts would be insignificant. Like in the upcoming elections. Vote, don’t shoot.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Killing white babies! anyway here’s some good stuff.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Madeline Murray O’Hair treatment. It was humane.
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Hey Steel Shank!
I made a goddamned cake. It was tasty.
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Tim Dunn: The West Texas Billionaire Trying to Turn Texas into a Christian Theocracy
Tim Dunn can single-handedly provide Texas energy by running really fast in his corduroy pants. Rubbing his tiny penis against his leg costs extra.
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Tim Dunn: The West Texas Billionaire Trying to Turn Texas into a Christian Theocracy
Pretty sure if you were a billionaire in midland the first thing would be to get the fuck out of midland. Maybe pecos. Or Hobbs.
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Tim Dunn: The West Texas Billionaire Trying to Turn Texas into a Christian Theocracy
Lotta words to say a repressed gothic jockey is throwing a shit fit. Eat shit, Timmy.
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Midland?
Some decent places downtown Cancun Grill Opal’s Table Little Bohemian Pi Social Wall Street Bar and Grill Available Bars: Opal’s Basement Blue Door Buffalo Nickel Pi Social The Bar these are only suggestions, side effects including VD may occur.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
lol yeah I admit that was a bit over the top, even for me. Would you accept pasty? Ginger?
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Get some, whitey. https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5yneb/man-shot-at-by-cops-who-got-scared-by-an-acorn-damaged-for-life happy acorn.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
I don’t burn books, or fishing magazines I don’t agree with. Come on man, can you defend anything these people do?
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
Just say it. The stock market has responded to my presidency, and every penny of that has gone into your pockets, unlike my enemy, and your enemy, Donald grift Trump, who steals from anyone and everyone to line his own pockets and stiffs everyone. He’s a shyster, a con man, a fraud. And has a tiny mushroom penis. He’s a typical tiny dick Republican.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
More book burning, Fatty. Go ahead and stick your dick in the sand. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/04/book-burning-harry-potter-twilight-us-pastor-tennessee
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Maybe the Supreme Court should have some guns pointed in their direction. Because that’s where this shittastic timeline is headed.
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Midland?
This cracked me up.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Dammit a rewrite. Out here in my feels (not fields)
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
The old fashioned way, using child immigrants like Radical Larry with a vibrating head while vilifying them at the same time. Duh.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahh, America. Turning ploughshares into full metal jackets.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Not the same old trip it was back then, believe me.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Back in the 1980s, I remember laughing about some homeowner guy who got convicted of negligent discharge of a firearm, for shooting his refrigerator because he thought the icemaker was an intruder making strange noises. Not so funny now.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Out here in the fields I grift all my meals I let my lawyers do my living I don't need to fight I’m always right Alternative facts don’t need to be forgiven Don't cry Everything’s a lie It's only cognitive wasteland
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
I'm stealing this, from the King of potential band name posters.
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Jon Stewart Knocks It Out of the Park
If by “washed” he means random tide pods, empty Bud Light cans and dead brain cells bouncing around in stainless steel prison toilet bowl, I completely agree.