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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. POs rep for Billy Jack.
  2. Full confession. When I was about 15 yrs old I used to work for a German fella named Hefner. His wife Olga Mae called them burger, but they were browned hamburger mixed with mayonnaise. Loose meat. I would have stormed Normandy rather than eating that.
  3. Try getting any strawberry. No joy.
  4. Bone in smoked bologna. Get with the program, man!
  5. I was at Matagorda beach for a few days this past weekend. A guy in a Tundra got stuck in the soft sand about a hundred yards or so from me. I walked over there barefoot to loan him my shovel. Big mistake. The sand burnt the hell out of my feet. And it was only in the 90s there.
  6. I highly recommend keeping piece of 2x12 (mine is square) in your vehicle. Yeah you're carrying around a hunk of lumber but it sure comes in handy when you don't have a good surface for a jack. I had to use my weathertech floor mat in a pinch one time and it helped but was still dicy in the sand.
  7. Pretty sure a majority of the data AI drew from was mugshot databases.
  8. Tank drivers wife was backing up.
  9. I have a 4x4 but hate driving there on weekends. Especially when high tide is at noon like this week. Idiots park all crazy and you can’t get around them without going into the nasty stuff. Lately it’s been the entrance that gets all torn up.
  10. Speaking of crowds I'm taking the family and grandson (2.5 yrs) to Matagorda on Thursday to stay for a couple of days. Fortunately the place we are staying you can walk to through the dunes to the beach, because the beach has basically been 4wd only the last couple of years. So much traffic and so little rain, it's either soft powder or rutted all to hell or both. Crazy.
  11. Yeah this is like the world's most expensive carnival ride. Complete with carny operators and shitty maintenance, apparently.
  12. Kanye should be Health and Human Services.
  13. My wife rarely finishes a large CFS and is smart enough to order her gravy on the side. Profit.
  14. Leftover chicken fried steak sammich.
  15. Yeah, anytime I watch network TV or go on facebook, it's a constant barrage of ads trying to part old gullible people from their money. They won't have any left.
  16. Probably killed the grass.
  17. This is going to be a highly unpopular opinion here, but man, the big king is actually a passable burger.
  18. Right. Things “infect”non political boards for the same reason dicktards drive their trump 2024 jeeps up and down my beach. They are morons and should be treated as such.
  19. I’m disappointed no one in this thread suggested talking to the judge, and putting the whole system on trial.
  20. Belterra. Sorry for your loss.
  21. Not to dox you, but you’re still west/sw of Austin right? We didn’t get hail here in south Austin proper, but was wondering about the area out off 290.
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