Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
Because (checks notes), fighting to keep rich folks in power, and codify negroes as subhuman, is completely cool.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
Texas won’t do shit. We have a trans denier (Dan Patrick), a cripple, a Canadian and a brisket mutilator. This is who we are. Love it or fix it
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
Because apparently getting your ass whipped, and your shit burned to the ground wasn’t convincing enough the first time. I’m all for doing it again. Let’s roll.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
You should be worried. It ceased to be funny on January 6. Go vote, it matters.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
If you’re off Fitzhugh, you’re just a shout away from me. I have more firepower than any of those slapdicks, and I’m a democrat.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
In a row.
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Measles
Apparently someone didn’t have there feels justified. Pimphand seems a bit angry.
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The Guitar Pron Thread
Beautiful. I have a Tokai that looks exactly like that except for the headstock, obviously.
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y'all remember Scott Peterson? Convicted of murdering wife Lacey Peterson
That’s because police testimony is always infallible and 100% correct.
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Cheese Enchiladas
Still my opinion that rice is an unnecessary filler. Probably because I harvested so much of it. I have seen shit Uncle Ben never dreamed of. Nah, fuck Rice.
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Cheese Enchiladas
Yep, I always made a burrito with that, poured a little salsa on it. What else is a man to do?
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Cheese Enchiladas
Yeah I should Mea Culpa, but as a Texas baseball fan whose dad and sister went to Rice, my what comes out of a xxxxmans ass chant just feels right.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
Deport the homeless!
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Hey Steel Shank!
I’ve looked at that pic twice, and keep seeing “parking water”. Americans should drink more of that. Maybe then a motherfucker could park worth a shit.
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Cheese Enchiladas
Pro tip, tell the waitress to ditch the rice, sub fried potatoes. I’m not a chinaman and I want potatoes with my refried beans, not rice.
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Ukraine War
IMO we need more war porn. Maybe it would help make people realize the literal hell that murderous authoritarian leaders like Putin are making their people and the entirety of Ukraine go through, and maybe help us avoid the same fate. JK we're fucked.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
That just felt right.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
I am a man cut from the know Rarely do friends, come and then go She was a girl, soft but estranged We were the two, our lives rearranged Feeling so good that day A feeling of love that day Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl (She meant you no harm) Think you're so clever, but now you must sever You're breaking the girl (He loves no one else) Raised by my dad, girl of the day He was my man, that was the way She was the girl left alone Feeling the need to make me her home I don't know what, when, or why The twilight of love had arrived Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl (She meant you no harm) Think you're so clever, but now you must sever You're breaking the girl (He loves no one else) Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl (She meant you no harm) Think you're so clever, but now you must sever You're breaking the girl (He loves no one else)
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Alabama to perform 1st nitrogen gas execution
After he’s dead, they could put green caps on his nipples. What a world.
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NH Republican primary 1/23
A lot of people also think our border is wide open. Well, there are a lot of people trying to come in. About the same amount as (checks notes), when GWB was president. Thanks Obama (lowest of the period shown).
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
During the cold snap last week my wife opened up all the cabinets in our bathrooms. All of which are on interior walls with rooms on the other side. Also the kitchen faucet cabinets. Which are on an island. At this point in life I decided fuck it, it’s not hurting anything so I kept my mouth shut. Pick your battles.
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California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
Hopefully they fortified the booths and chairs, things weigh more now than in 1985.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Why not both? Roman both naochs, even the rock throwing douche could run this city better.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
If that happens to me, I generally hire a construction guy with a trailer to block egress from his house.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
3.1” so far in south Austin. Have to go reposition the trash bins since the water in the gutter moved them.