Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
Winner of the REM Nursing Home Chronicles album cover.
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
I was working outside and it was cold enough (14 degrees) that I when I farted, it felt hot at first, then cold down my leg. Figured I sharted, but went back inside to check my drawers and all was well. Crisis averted as of January 17. Tomorrow is another day.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
You're missing the spiral staircase!! As for the Pex - we put this stuff on exposed Pex water line under a house, and it works really well. Not sure that's feasible for yours or not.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
If you have a hair dryer you might be able to thaw it. Better yet would be a small ceramic heater to stick inside the cabinet.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
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You’re gonna need these.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Jim Morrison upper right looks like he’s singing “well I just rolled into town about an hour ago….”- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hoping QE kicks some ass next season. Welcome back, Qotter.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
He drew the black bean. Sorry for your loss.- San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
Yeah but you never get your asshole back intact. Whooooop!- San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
This is why you just steal a little bit, then change your name and move on. Gatorubet has never even been caught!- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
Hope you have a large reserve of piss. That should smell fantastic.- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
You sir, are assuming the majority of the 35 million people that comprise this state have a functioning brain. I can assure you, they do not.- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
My fat beagle stock options have skyrocketed. Stock up on pemmican and damn the torpedoes!- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
Don’t jinx us.- Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
6 cups of cream and a stick of butter?- Noah Knigga
Too bad his parents didn’t spell it Knoah and make his middle name Kevin.- Texas A&M - Qatar Relationship
Is it sheepskin?- Cat Fucker Gonna Get Fucked
How the f do you handcuff a cat? I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged.- Texas A&M - Qatar Relationship
Needs an old dark leather fake couch in the background.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
People bitch about the democrats not having a coherent message. Well here is one. All you dipshit motherfuckers voting GOP because you hate brown people, or because you’re afraid a baby might be aborted. People, actual motherfucking EXISTING people are being aborted. Where are you, Stans?- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Wheee! I’m on my unicycle writing my own jokes!- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
DiCaprio isn’t running for president. A raging pedophile narcissistic bitch named trump is. And he has the support of people like Anastasis because regardless of the multiple abortions he’s paid for and his molestations he’s bragged about, he supports Russia and values.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
It’s not “throwing shade” to point out that a presidential candidate, regardless of his stance on the dreaded abortion topic which is all some voters seem to care about, is a lying cheating pedophile, but as long as he supports that abortion topic, he gets the vote. That is sick and anyone who votes on that one topic is supporting child molestors. There’s my opinion. Discuss.- What are you listening to right now?
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