Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Too much 69ing! I had gotten rid of my '66 before I met you in 1998 or whenever it was. This was basically my car, except I had some hail dents from the 1993 storm.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Pos rep for the Corelle leaded plate.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
@TexasEd would appreciate this, my daily driver at that time was a ‘66 mustang. Red with a black hard top. The gas gauge was crap and once I ran out of gas turning onto Mountain Ridge, managed to coast downhill all the way to our house.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Yeah that was later, I lived there around 1989-90. Still, was a great neighborhood.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Holy shit, I was across the street. You didn’t happen to be at the block party that one night where there were um, bad things, involving mescaline, mowing the yard at 2am and rolling a dude wrapped in a rug down the sidewalk? If that was you, apologies.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
We are kind of in the same boat, but as a soon to be retiree/investor, I kind of wonder what is going to happen to the service industry the next few years? That’s a huge part of our economy that is becoming increasingly unaffordable.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
What street were you on? We lived off Mountain Ridge/Smooth Oak back at that time. Man that was a great neighborhood to live in as a college student. We need a "places I've lived in Austin" map thread, that would actually be kinda cool.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
We should bury @HenryJames there, and declare it a historical site. Plus there would be lots of oil, he has it in his veins.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I thought I was the only one who remembered that. WC Clark down by the duck pond was awesome.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Say it again, but more slowly this time.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Username checks out.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
That’s not exceptional. I get that in any type of weather. Oof. 39 years in March.
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
Winner of the REM Nursing Home Chronicles album cover.
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
I was working outside and it was cold enough (14 degrees) that I when I farted, it felt hot at first, then cold down my leg. Figured I sharted, but went back inside to check my drawers and all was well. Crisis averted as of January 17. Tomorrow is another day.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
You're missing the spiral staircase!! As for the Pex - we put this stuff on exposed Pex water line under a house, and it works really well. Not sure that's feasible for yours or not.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
If you have a hair dryer you might be able to thaw it. Better yet would be a small ceramic heater to stick inside the cabinet.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
You’re gonna need these.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Jim Morrison upper right looks like he’s singing “well I just rolled into town about an hour ago….”- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hoping QE kicks some ass next season. Welcome back, Qotter.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
He drew the black bean. Sorry for your loss.- San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
Yeah but you never get your asshole back intact. Whooooop!- San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
This is why you just steal a little bit, then change your name and move on. Gatorubet has never even been caught!- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
Hope you have a large reserve of piss. That should smell fantastic.- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
You sir, are assuming the majority of the 35 million people that comprise this state have a functioning brain. I can assure you, they do not. - 2023-2024 Winter Weather
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