Judge Roybeanbag
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What are you listening to right now?
- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
I do know this. At some point, there is going to be some accountability. If you’re a devout religious nut or something, you have been shanked. Your Byzantine views will get you a taco and some toilet paper on the sideline.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Certainly. Particularly how they cover everyone and everything except the current GOP dictator. You know who isn’t on that list? Joe Biden. Who else? Hunter Biden. Who is on that list? Donald daughter fingering trump.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah this is a great problem to have, do you start the number one QB prospect or the number 2? Who knows which is which but at least we aren’t trotting out Jason Smith.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Is anyone else held to the same standard? One guy was. One other has not been.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Man, if Bill Clinton were President, I’d totally support impeaching him for that. Oh wait. WTF is going on here?- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Haha yeah, I had one, I don’t remember the year, but we rented a van, it was cold as fuck for October and someone didn’t shut the back van door when we stopped in West. A few miles later on I35 the door flew open and all our coats blew out of the back and we had to stop at WalMart to buy more cold weather gear. Then we lost, and at like 1am we stopped at the truck stop near Carl’s Corner to piss. A buddy had a really heavy Frisbee golf frisbee we were tossing it back and forth in the parking lot waiting on someone to finish taking a shit. I sailed that thing into the door of a semi so hard it left a dent, and some Cletus looking guy came out of the cab with a handgun. I was apologizing like a Chinese coolie hoping he didn’t shoot me.- Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
That's just because now you can't stop thinking 'bout pussy.- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
Certainly not a designed run but if you watch the video a pump fake to Blue and there was only one defender at the goal line who might have a shot at tackling him, nobody else between the middle of the field and the right side pylon. But yeah, I watched too much VY. Penix burned us twice on those runs. Not disagreeing with you, just saying there was a bunch of open real estate there.- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- Hey Steel Shank!
Sort of like traditional Bigos but transformed to Bigass. I’d eat it.- How did/are you dealing with it?
Dad?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I have it on good authority that Quinn Ewers is actually Rick Barnes nephew. Please discuss.- How did/are you dealing with it?
Didn’t mean to discount the disappointment, we should have won. I’m just not nearly as invested in it as I was as a younger fan.- How did/are you dealing with it?
Meh, it's a bunch of teenagers (with the exception of UW's 6th year QB) playing a game on a big stage. Most (or a lot) of them will make more money in a couple of years than I've made in a lifetime. So "dealing" with it isn't a thing - I'm happy the team had a great season and exceeded my expectations. I'm a little bummed they didn't have it together as a team enough to progress to the next level. I'm happy for them. Other than that my life goes on regardless of wtf happens with UT football. I'm not an aggy. Hook'em.- Lina Hidalgo
El Tigre must be immune from MAGA and/or all religious nuts then. More power to him.- Lina Hidalgo
It's all good for him until some guy breaks into his house and hits him with a hammer or something.- Singers born at the wrong time
Singers born at the right time, for us I guess, Chris Cornell. Can’t imagine him doing disco or something.- Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Does she go to A&M? Wtf?- Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Well in the can under the sink, I still have to haul that to the bin. A lot.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I still remember the Dudley and Bob spoof 20 or so years ago where the space shuttle was going to do an emergency landing in Georgetown or thereabouts and a ton of people showed up.- Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
My MIL, who is 78 (no pics) and who I generally like ok, has now been in my house for 8 days. Other than leaving once to go shopping, my wife had absolutely no activities planned wit her over this time, so basically they’ve been sitting around playing games on their iPads and rage eating out of boredom the whole time. MIL is overweight and diabetic, so far she’s gone through a giant party bag of cheetos (4 days), the last half of the bag of my HEB stuffing flavored chips, a bag of sun chips, 3/4 of the apple cobbler I baked on Christmas Eve and a shitton of other sweets we got in our stockings. Meanwhile there are vegetables, fruits, hummus and cheese rotting in my refrigerator. Maybe my wife is passively trying to kill her. I’m starting to get annoyed though because when I decide I really want a specific thing to snack on while I’m working, I go to get it and it’s dead, Jim. The empty bag is in the trash.- The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite
- DACA, immigration reform whatever
Nah, we, the middle class taxpayers did, at trickle down rates and a debt explosion. Not like today where we are doing it with castoff armaments that we don’t need, and fighting every step of the way to even provide that.- DACA, immigration reform whatever
As much as I detested Reagan, I often wonder how things would have gone down if Trump was shot like Ronnie was. Can you even imagine the whining? We’d never hear the end of it. - Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
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