Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
Don’t jinx us.
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
6 cups of cream and a stick of butter?
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Noah Knigga
Too bad his parents didn’t spell it Knoah and make his middle name Kevin.
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Texas A&M - Qatar Relationship
Is it sheepskin?
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Cat Fucker Gonna Get Fucked
How the f do you handcuff a cat? I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged.
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Texas A&M - Qatar Relationship
Needs an old dark leather fake couch in the background.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
People bitch about the democrats not having a coherent message. Well here is one. All you dipshit motherfuckers voting GOP because you hate brown people, or because you’re afraid a baby might be aborted. People, actual motherfucking EXISTING people are being aborted. Where are you, Stans?
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Wheee! I’m on my unicycle writing my own jokes!
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
DiCaprio isn’t running for president. A raging pedophile narcissistic bitch named trump is. And he has the support of people like Anastasis because regardless of the multiple abortions he’s paid for and his molestations he’s bragged about, he supports Russia and values.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
It’s not “throwing shade” to point out that a presidential candidate, regardless of his stance on the dreaded abortion topic which is all some voters seem to care about, is a lying cheating pedophile, but as long as he supports that abortion topic, he gets the vote. That is sick and anyone who votes on that one topic is supporting child molestors. There’s my opinion. Discuss.
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What are you listening to right now?
- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
I do know this. At some point, there is going to be some accountability. If you’re a devout religious nut or something, you have been shanked. Your Byzantine views will get you a taco and some toilet paper on the sideline.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Certainly. Particularly how they cover everyone and everything except the current GOP dictator. You know who isn’t on that list? Joe Biden. Who else? Hunter Biden. Who is on that list? Donald daughter fingering trump.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah this is a great problem to have, do you start the number one QB prospect or the number 2? Who knows which is which but at least we aren’t trotting out Jason Smith.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Is anyone else held to the same standard? One guy was. One other has not been.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Man, if Bill Clinton were President, I’d totally support impeaching him for that. Oh wait. WTF is going on here?- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Haha yeah, I had one, I don’t remember the year, but we rented a van, it was cold as fuck for October and someone didn’t shut the back van door when we stopped in West. A few miles later on I35 the door flew open and all our coats blew out of the back and we had to stop at WalMart to buy more cold weather gear. Then we lost, and at like 1am we stopped at the truck stop near Carl’s Corner to piss. A buddy had a really heavy Frisbee golf frisbee we were tossing it back and forth in the parking lot waiting on someone to finish taking a shit. I sailed that thing into the door of a semi so hard it left a dent, and some Cletus looking guy came out of the cab with a handgun. I was apologizing like a Chinese coolie hoping he didn’t shoot me.- Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
That's just because now you can't stop thinking 'bout pussy.- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
Certainly not a designed run but if you watch the video a pump fake to Blue and there was only one defender at the goal line who might have a shot at tackling him, nobody else between the middle of the field and the right side pylon. But yeah, I watched too much VY. Penix burned us twice on those runs. Not disagreeing with you, just saying there was a bunch of open real estate there.- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- Hey Steel Shank!
Sort of like traditional Bigos but transformed to Bigass. I’d eat it.- How did/are you dealing with it?
Dad?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I have it on good authority that Quinn Ewers is actually Rick Barnes nephew. Please discuss.- How did/are you dealing with it?
Didn’t mean to discount the disappointment, we should have won. I’m just not nearly as invested in it as I was as a younger fan.- How did/are you dealing with it?
Meh, it's a bunch of teenagers (with the exception of UW's 6th year QB) playing a game on a big stage. Most (or a lot) of them will make more money in a couple of years than I've made in a lifetime. So "dealing" with it isn't a thing - I'm happy the team had a great season and exceeded my expectations. I'm a little bummed they didn't have it together as a team enough to progress to the next level. I'm happy for them. Other than that my life goes on regardless of wtf happens with UT football. I'm not an aggy. Hook'em. - Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
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