Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
What street were you on? We lived off Mountain Ridge/Smooth Oak back at that time. Man that was a great neighborhood to live in as a college student. We need a "places I've lived in Austin" map thread, that would actually be kinda cool.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
We should bury @HenryJames there, and declare it a historical site. Plus there would be lots of oil, he has it in his veins.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I thought I was the only one who remembered that. WC Clark down by the duck pond was awesome.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Say it again, but more slowly this time.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Username checks out.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
That’s not exceptional. I get that in any type of weather. Oof. 39 years in March.
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
Winner of the REM Nursing Home Chronicles album cover.
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
I was working outside and it was cold enough (14 degrees) that I when I farted, it felt hot at first, then cold down my leg. Figured I sharted, but went back inside to check my drawers and all was well. Crisis averted as of January 17. Tomorrow is another day.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
You're missing the spiral staircase!! As for the Pex - we put this stuff on exposed Pex water line under a house, and it works really well. Not sure that's feasible for yours or not.
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2023-2024 Winter Weather
If you have a hair dryer you might be able to thaw it. Better yet would be a small ceramic heater to stick inside the cabinet.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
You’re gonna need these.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Jim Morrison upper right looks like he’s singing “well I just rolled into town about an hour ago….”- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hoping QE kicks some ass next season. Welcome back, Qotter.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
He drew the black bean. Sorry for your loss.- San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
Yeah but you never get your asshole back intact. Whooooop!- San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
This is why you just steal a little bit, then change your name and move on. Gatorubet has never even been caught!- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
Hope you have a large reserve of piss. That should smell fantastic.- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
You sir, are assuming the majority of the 35 million people that comprise this state have a functioning brain. I can assure you, they do not.- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
My fat beagle stock options have skyrocketed. Stock up on pemmican and damn the torpedoes!- 2023-2024 Winter Weather
Don’t jinx us.- Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
6 cups of cream and a stick of butter?- Noah Knigga
Too bad his parents didn’t spell it Knoah and make his middle name Kevin.- Texas A&M - Qatar Relationship
Is it sheepskin?- Cat Fucker Gonna Get Fucked
How the f do you handcuff a cat? I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged. - 2023-2024 Winter Weather
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