Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
Precisely. Strong Russia = more opportunity for dark money, corruption and grifting, which are the core values of the GQP.
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Hey Steel Shank!
You realize you’re only renting that meal, for a bit.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
I just keep thinking wait, is this an actual human being, let alone a GOP candidate?
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Jeezus that’s like a bad (good?) Stephen King short story.
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Tinnitus
I lived hard and listened to/played a lot of loud music, was around loud farm equipment and shot a lot of guns when I was young, but I’m pretty convinced what did the most damage to my hearing was constantly driving with a cracked or fully open window. Especially at highway speed. That’s just brutal on your ears.
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Christmas Menus
I kept it simple with some jerked chicken thighs and Bozo (Jack Allen’s) tamale dressing, along with green beans and homemade apple/cranberry cobbler (not pictured).
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Pics of parking douche baggery
South Austin HEB this morning. Fat lady with a handicap placard, didn’t look handicapped as she walked into the store, just fat.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Breakfast was a PB and blackberry jam sandwich with buttermilk eggo waffles.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Im pretty sure the vent above our stove isn’t actually a vent, it’s a fragrance enhancer. Like it sucks in whatever smell you’re cooking and spits out a version twice as strong.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Sounds more like Lubbock.
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Off Grid Alaska
- Home Owners, Auto Insurance, and Related Stuff
I’d say the same about any insurance racket. They’re all crooks. Health, car or home.- Earl Campbell being Earl Campbell
My favorite compilation.- Hey Steel Shank!
I’ll try to make a TikTok video next time, dad.- Hey Steel Shank!
I bought some of the central market version of this and tried it several ways. It’s spicy as fuck and really tasty but.. the best application I found is mixing it with refried beans for bean dip. Goddamn that was some good bean dip. Just the right amount of heat, sour and substance.- Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.- Tell Me About Washington
Also has wooden teeth.- 12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
Burnt orange deer camp sunset.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Pretty sure if he keeps this up all game sans more interceptions, his draft stock goes up so much he doesn’t come back.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I say we put up a topless statue of Clara Barton, and just keep it Barton Springs.- Texas -- a failed state
Frankly between summer heat exhaustion, freezing to death in the winter when the grid goes down, starving because the SNAP program isn’t working and not being able to access Medicaid, I’m sure plenty of unborn babies are dying regardless. Oh yeah, check the stats, infant mortality rates are up over 10% after the ban. Good call, GQP!- Melania Trump -- Not a Fan of Christmas
From NY Magazine: Unfortunately, Emily Post doesn’t cover what to do when the former president is a boorish insurrectionist.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Use some discretion, asshole, and I won’t be looking at your wife that never, ever takes her pants off no matter how long I look!- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Asshole neighbors who keep their house lit up all night like a surgical unit.- Florida vs. FSU — 6PM ESPN
I’ve sold cattle smaller than that. - Home Owners, Auto Insurance, and Related Stuff
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