Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.
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Tell Me About Washington
Also has wooden teeth.
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12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
Burnt orange deer camp sunset.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Pretty sure if he keeps this up all game sans more interceptions, his draft stock goes up so much he doesn’t come back.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I say we put up a topless statue of Clara Barton, and just keep it Barton Springs.
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Texas -- a failed state
Frankly between summer heat exhaustion, freezing to death in the winter when the grid goes down, starving because the SNAP program isn’t working and not being able to access Medicaid, I’m sure plenty of unborn babies are dying regardless. Oh yeah, check the stats, infant mortality rates are up over 10% after the ban. Good call, GQP!
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Melania Trump -- Not a Fan of Christmas
From NY Magazine: Unfortunately, Emily Post doesn’t cover what to do when the former president is a boorish insurrectionist.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Use some discretion, asshole, and I won’t be looking at your wife that never, ever takes her pants off no matter how long I look!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Asshole neighbors who keep their house lit up all night like a surgical unit.
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Florida vs. FSU — 6PM ESPN
I’ve sold cattle smaller than that.
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Hunting ‘23/‘24: Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em
My friend is much better at butchering than I am. Can turn this into that in a few minutes. I’d say I could hope to learn but I’m too old to learn that kind of skill, and use it.
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Hunting ‘23/‘24: Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em
Just for fun here was the young man with his doe. Lung shot her, but helped his uncle track and drag her back up around 200 yards to the fence.
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Eleven win Steve!
- Hunting ‘23/‘24: Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em
My best buddy brought his 11yo nephew out to my place to take a doe, his first deer. We decided to make some lollipops for a pre-thanksgiving meal.- Hunting ‘23/‘24: Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em
Beautiful setting, and I appreciate the “hunt”. Still though, if I want some meat I can just walk outside and Kevin this guy upside the head with a Jack Daniels bottle and toss it in the recycling bin.- APD Booking Photos
I think there is something they’re putting into the tattoo ink that causes brain damage.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Government isn’t the enemy of the people unless the people wish it that way.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
My son in law is a bean counter for Austin Energy. I’m proud and embarrassed at the same time. Seriously though thank goodness for people who give us decent drinking water, take care of our shit and keep the lights on.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
And calling the throw through what wait? My aluminum antiperspirant is showing.- Chili w/o beans
I’ve used the HEB chorizo pork in the last couple of batches I made. Goes well with cubed red meat.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Just as an aside, it's pretty much universally agreed among health scientists that modern sanitary sewer and water systems have been the single most important factor in increasing life expectancy over the past 150 years. By far. Just thought I'd through that shit out there.- 9-1
I think he was mistaken. Rosy Palmer went into the Penile system.- Notes from a 150 yr old newspaper
Amazing, I saw news of that in a museum too!- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Yeah that’s about a mile from my house. I woke up and heard sirens but had no idea it was a shootout so I took a piss and went back to sleep.- Under siege in Brazos Valley
Timely, I’m just reading a book and it touches on this same inheritance problem in New Mexico in the late 1800s with old Spanish land grants. The more things change… - Hunting ‘23/‘24: Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em
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