Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I still remember the Dudley and Bob spoof 20 or so years ago where the space shuttle was going to do an emergency landing in Georgetown or thereabouts and a ton of people showed up.
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Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
My MIL, who is 78 (no pics) and who I generally like ok, has now been in my house for 8 days. Other than leaving once to go shopping, my wife had absolutely no activities planned wit her over this time, so basically they’ve been sitting around playing games on their iPads and rage eating out of boredom the whole time. MIL is overweight and diabetic, so far she’s gone through a giant party bag of cheetos (4 days), the last half of the bag of my HEB stuffing flavored chips, a bag of sun chips, 3/4 of the apple cobbler I baked on Christmas Eve and a shitton of other sweets we got in our stockings. Meanwhile there are vegetables, fruits, hummus and cheese rotting in my refrigerator. Maybe my wife is passively trying to kill her. I’m starting to get annoyed though because when I decide I really want a specific thing to snack on while I’m working, I go to get it and it’s dead, Jim. The empty bag is in the trash.
- The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
Nah, we, the middle class taxpayers did, at trickle down rates and a debt explosion. Not like today where we are doing it with castoff armaments that we don’t need, and fighting every step of the way to even provide that.
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
As much as I detested Reagan, I often wonder how things would have gone down if Trump was shot like Ronnie was. Can you even imagine the whining? We’d never hear the end of it.
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
Well he’d probably be pumping money into some shadow organization that half-assedly supported Ukraine so he could maintain plausible deniability in case things went south, because that’s how he rolled. But yeah he would like to defeat Russia.
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
Precisely. Strong Russia = more opportunity for dark money, corruption and grifting, which are the core values of the GQP.
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Hey Steel Shank!
You realize you’re only renting that meal, for a bit.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
I just keep thinking wait, is this an actual human being, let alone a GOP candidate?
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Jeezus that’s like a bad (good?) Stephen King short story.
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Tinnitus
I lived hard and listened to/played a lot of loud music, was around loud farm equipment and shot a lot of guns when I was young, but I’m pretty convinced what did the most damage to my hearing was constantly driving with a cracked or fully open window. Especially at highway speed. That’s just brutal on your ears.
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Christmas Menus
I kept it simple with some jerked chicken thighs and Bozo (Jack Allen’s) tamale dressing, along with green beans and homemade apple/cranberry cobbler (not pictured).
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Pics of parking douche baggery
South Austin HEB this morning. Fat lady with a handicap placard, didn’t look handicapped as she walked into the store, just fat.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Breakfast was a PB and blackberry jam sandwich with buttermilk eggo waffles.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Im pretty sure the vent above our stove isn’t actually a vent, it’s a fragrance enhancer. Like it sucks in whatever smell you’re cooking and spits out a version twice as strong.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Sounds more like Lubbock.
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Off Grid Alaska
- Home Owners, Auto Insurance, and Related Stuff
I’d say the same about any insurance racket. They’re all crooks. Health, car or home.- Earl Campbell being Earl Campbell
My favorite compilation.- Hey Steel Shank!
I’ll try to make a TikTok video next time, dad.- Hey Steel Shank!
I bought some of the central market version of this and tried it several ways. It’s spicy as fuck and really tasty but.. the best application I found is mixing it with refried beans for bean dip. Goddamn that was some good bean dip. Just the right amount of heat, sour and substance.- Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.- Tell Me About Washington
Also has wooden teeth.- 12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
Burnt orange deer camp sunset.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Pretty sure if he keeps this up all game sans more interceptions, his draft stock goes up so much he doesn’t come back. - Home Owners, Auto Insurance, and Related Stuff
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