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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.
  2. Also has wooden teeth.
  3. Pretty sure if he keeps this up all game sans more interceptions, his draft stock goes up so much he doesn’t come back.
  4. I say we put up a topless statue of Clara Barton, and just keep it Barton Springs.
  5. Frankly between summer heat exhaustion, freezing to death in the winter when the grid goes down, starving because the SNAP program isn’t working and not being able to access Medicaid, I’m sure plenty of unborn babies are dying regardless. Oh yeah, check the stats, infant mortality rates are up over 10% after the ban. Good call, GQP!
  6. From NY Magazine: Unfortunately, Emily Post doesn’t cover what to do when the former president is a boorish insurrectionist.
  7. Use some discretion, asshole, and I won’t be looking at your wife that never, ever takes her pants off no matter how long I look!
  8. Asshole neighbors who keep their house lit up all night like a surgical unit.
  9. I’ve sold cattle smaller than that.
  10. My friend is much better at butchering than I am. Can turn this into that in a few minutes. I’d say I could hope to learn but I’m too old to learn that kind of skill, and use it.
  11. Just for fun here was the young man with his doe. Lung shot her, but helped his uncle track and drag her back up around 200 yards to the fence.
  12. My best buddy brought his 11yo nephew out to my place to take a doe, his first deer. We decided to make some lollipops for a pre-thanksgiving meal.
  13. Beautiful setting, and I appreciate the “hunt”. Still though, if I want some meat I can just walk outside and Kevin this guy upside the head with a Jack Daniels bottle and toss it in the recycling bin.
  14. I think there is something they’re putting into the tattoo ink that causes brain damage.
  15. My son in law is a bean counter for Austin Energy. I’m proud and embarrassed at the same time. Seriously though thank goodness for people who give us decent drinking water, take care of our shit and keep the lights on.
  16. I’ve used the HEB chorizo pork in the last couple of batches I made. Goes well with cubed red meat.
  17. Just as an aside, it's pretty much universally agreed among health scientists that modern sanitary sewer and water systems have been the single most important factor in increasing life expectancy over the past 150 years. By far. Just thought I'd through that shit out there.
  18. 9-1

    Judge Roybeanbag replied to Huckleberry's topic in Football
    I think he was mistaken. Rosy Palmer went into the Penile system.
  19. Amazing, I saw news of that in a museum too!
  20. Yeah that’s about a mile from my house. I woke up and heard sirens but had no idea it was a shootout so I took a piss and went back to sleep.
  21. Timely, I’m just reading a book and it touches on this same inheritance problem in New Mexico in the late 1800s with old Spanish land grants. The more things change…
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