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    The toilet is your friend. Hook’em horns! Today is a good day!
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    Look at that tiny mushroom shaped penis!
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    You forgot he was impeached twice. Twice. That’s a Gaelic word, not Swedish, Mr drumpf.
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    Yes, gas station food and repurposed takeout leftovers are acceptable. The jack in the box taco casserole is a prime example.
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    Cletus can’t afford lamb shanks and such as you eat. Shits expensive. Maybe you give a little so other people can have dolmas?
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    Sure. Tell me why Cletus should care that Dollar General overextended itself and is not meeting shareholder expectations when all he needs is some one dollar steaks and shitty toilet paper. We can do better, and we can do it at the expense of shareholders. Frontier gibberish indeed. You are the one muddling up democracy. Shit or get off the pot, brother.
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    You missed the part about shares decreasing. There’s where you fall down. The American middle class isn’t fucking shares, sure, they have some stake in retirement accounts. But they want wages, and equivalent earnings, nobody in that sector gives a fuck about anything this guy is talking about. They want money.
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    Butch Merrit, one of the old time posters from Austin 360 passed away, he was a fun fellow. If you ever spent time at Poodies, you would have met. Butch. RIP brother.
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    Bless all you guys. I had my prostate biopsy today. I’ve had more stuff stuck up my ass the last few days than Liberace on a Saturday night. Will know in 10 to 14 days what’s up. Hopefully you won’t see me on this thread other than repping folks.
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    Try having a dad who went to Rice. I didn’t know if I was taunting kids or getting the fuck beat out of me.
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    Then what would you post on Facebook/ Nextdoor? Must I think of everything for you?
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    Mind you, HEB makes a delicious version of Steak-um, as someone said mixed with smoked provolone and the frozen fajita veggies it slams.
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    POS rep for canned biscuits. Life is too short to cut shortening!
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    I was actually at that game. No shit. Field trip from school yielded a bonus.
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    LLC. Gives it some cache.
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    That could be on my tombstone. “Never had the makings of much of nothing” 😂
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    Weird.
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    Hair Pii.
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    Not enough people hate Ted Cruz. Let that sink in.
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    Also to Mr. Street, did you even bother to graduate? Be careful, otherwise you’ll end up as a huckster air conditioner salesman.
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    Also excited for my younger kids, who hated voting for an old white dude. No offense Bernie! Let’s kick some motherfucking GOP ass to the curb, with the trash where it belongs!
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    Ok, Kamala is a fucking ok, and I’m excited to vote!
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    The guy actually vomiting on third base convinced me I was an outfielder. Yep.

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