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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Judge Roybeanbag

    Pizza

    I’m gonna tell this story here, because it fits. My ex-boss, who used to be President of the company I work at, had a cheap dad. I mean we all did, but this man took cheapness to whole new levels. When my buddy was a kid, their family ride was a Ford utility van. His dad bought used wooden church pews from a church flea market, and bolted down three row wooden bench seating for the family. This was before seat belt laws. I didn’t ask if you were supposed to genuflect before a road trip but should have. So his old man had been working on the brakes one weekend. Fast forward a couple days, they are rolling down the street one day, and come to a four way stop. They stop. A wheel with a tire on it goes rolling through the intersection. My friend was like “dad, there’s a tire rolling down the street!” His old man calmly says “ that’s ours son, go catch it before it reaches the interstate!” This was in Michigan which makes it better.
  2. Judge Roybeanbag

    Pizza

    Thank you for not extolling the virtues of Missouri pizza 😅
  3. Judge Roybeanbag

    Pizza

    I miss Godfathers. When I lived off Riverside as a freshman in college I ate the hell out of some Godfathers pizza. It was sort of in between regular pizza and Conans.
  4. I tried making homemade boudin one time in the house. Almost led to a divorce, so yes, a side burner on the gas grill is almost as valuable as a side piece. 😂
  5. Get the liver and onions. It’s something you can’t get most places and unless you’re single can’t cook at home either.
  6. You don’t want to know the answer to that question. Really..
  7. I think their dads were roommates.
  8. He was shooting from elevation - probably aimed at the chest and shot high because he didn't take shooting downhill into account.
  9. Same thing more or less tried to happen and failed, with the airport. Minus the TV station angle.
  10. Went high falutin’ this evening with some fish stick sliders.
  11. With fucking ketchup on it.
  12. I can’t do it on my phone but would also do really well sitting at the cookie table with Rupert Murdoch and the two rubes.
  13. The world is at their fingertips. Good, bad, and mostly ugly.
  14. The sad part is the use of all of that sexual tension to distract from the fact that we are being robbed blind and having the democratic rug pulled right out from under us. Cuz bathroom bills and volleyball boys.
  15. Need to uninstall and reinstall the constitution. It got corrupted.
  16. Seems the whole world is revolving around sexual deviancy these days. Child porn, Epstein sex trafficking, furries, trans max ( sounds like a Marvel sex channel) etc. I miss infrastructure week.
  17. For old school I'd also throw in Cherry Creek Catfish.
  18. Pretty sure that kid from HomeAlone could have thrown for 77 yards. C’mon Arch.
  19. He didn’t look this bad last year. Geezus.
  20. Fitting because our offense looks like a shit sandwich.
  21. Grilled up some spam for sliders for the game.
  22. I’ll add another that most people wouldn’t know. Women couldn’t even solely own property ot a business in Texas until 1967. Yes, 1967.
  23. Not until he tithes the orange god king.
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