Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Good for you. In the meantime I’m having a conversation with my spouse. She hates our immigration policy. Frankly she just hates immigrants. Why should my tax dollars pay for that. I try to tell her why. I try to explain that someone else’s 3 year old kid is the exact same 3 year old kid she loves. Nope. Other 3 year olds suck and can die because they weren’t born here.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I still have that thing somewhere.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Aw right. I still don’t like the both sides are the same bullshit. They aren’t at all. One is dark. The other is less dark. It’s not even close .
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
So now, me, I’m not only a neocon fascist cracker, I also worship beavers. Actually I’m ok with the non-Bucees part of that.
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Sen. Feinstein dies at age 90
Son? Is that you?
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Sen. Feinstein dies at age 90
Remember the plastic coverings on the car seats and the couches? That wasn’t for us. It was for them.
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Cincinnati at BYU, 9:15 on ESPN
I’ll watch it, but it’s like watching the neighbors fucking. At least SOMEONE is doing it. Honey can you clean the binoculars again please?
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Cincinnati at BYU, 9:15 on ESPN
I have a hard time getting on board with cinnamon chili vs decaffeinated door to door salesmen, sorry.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Now I’m a cracker? That’s news to me. Oh well, welcome to the SEC I guess.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I have no fucking idea why that capitilized the way it did, but fuck it. I’m inebriated and apparently vote for Canadian Nazis.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
It’s pretty simple, while we were schwinging our huge American dick over around the Greeks and the Caucus and the eastern Thrace, we sprinkled some piss in somebody’s cheerios, and he’s not happy about it. Well too bad. Ottomans are where us Neocon villains put our dirty feet.
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
Nah man, he wears clothing.
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Everybody talk at once: the GOP Debate
This whole campaign parade seems so Stephen Kingish. Buying their mom cigs, wearing clothespins on their genitalia….
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Adding to the pit bull argument
I got bit by a black lab. Still have a scar on my palm. Was trying to break up a spat between my dalmation and my sister’s lab over a chew toy. Bad idea. It didn’t latch on and try to kill me though. Looked kinda guilty afterwards. His name was Levar.
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California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
Seems like Trumpistan(tm) doesn’t have a lot of target stores in the first place.
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California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
- WTF is wrong with you Loving County (election shenanignans)
At this very minute you can bet some of those 60 are trying to figure out how to murder or railroad the 4. Guaranteed.- WTF is wrong with you Loving County (election shenanignans)
I don't know, but you can bet that Ken Paxton is investigating it (cough cough).- Tucker Carlson Tonight
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Is there a 5th Avenue in SC? Maybe he will finally shoot a man in the face (himself) on 5th Avenue.- Property appraisal/homestead exemption
I’m not sure that 12 month thing is right. She should have gotten the exemption at least starting the 2022 tax year, not 2023.- Most Stressful, Emotional Life Event
I inherited the name Bernard from that old man. God bless him.- Most Stressful, Emotional Life Event
Grandpa was a piece of work. I remember riding in his truck and the conversations. He was a medic in WWII. He would get mad when I told him he was a nurse. “I wasn’t a fucking nurse”. “Yes you were, I have your nurse bag right here”. “That’s a war bag, son.” Call it what you want, looks like something a nurse would carry. “ Look you little shit, you have no idea.” You’re right I don’t. Then we would pull into Praseks and eat. He may have been a nurse, but he was a badass.- Most Stressful, Emotional Life Event
Jeez Louise man, that part about sitting on the corner of the bed. That was totally my grandpa in law. Sat there and said “you know all my friends are dead and gone”. I said no, I’m sitting right here man.- NFL Fans going goon not going away
Ok dad. - WTF is wrong with you Loving County (election shenanignans)
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