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    Tater Tot casserole. Mmm. Mmm good.
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    True, I can respect that.
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    My problem with eating Italian food out is, I can make that shit at home.
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    Do something about it. Whining on this thread doesn’t cut it. I am in south Austin and have my shit pushed in on the reg. What are you going to do about the crime rate, the bitch-assed homeless?
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    Yeah but what if the HR VP has celiac? Huh?
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    And sad fries.
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    No pics and probably should post on the “shit my (grand)kid says thread, but was letting my 22 month old grandson play in my truck today and he randomly said “I helped mom make shambled eggs”. I’m like “what?” He concentrated harder and said “scamble eggs”. It made me think of this thread. Shambled eggs sounds like this thread.
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    This is probably one of the more potent and true statements on this thread.
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    Plus with beef being as expensive as it was, shrimp actually seems affordable.
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    No fool, you dip the burger and fries in the chili, and then drink what is left afterwards.
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    If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine…
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    Sanctions are fine. ATACMS are in order. This is not cool.
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    This won't work. "our old sex towel?" Should be "smells like the bartender rag at Posse East".
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    A few years ago I was behind a lady who ran over an already dead deer on the highway. When I got behind her at the next light, I could see there was a good part of a rear hindquarter wedged between her axle and the car body. I would guess their garage smelled pretty good the next day.
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    That Hunter story happened in 2018. Lol. They’re rerunning stuff.
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    Protesters need to string some 100lb test monofilament line across the street at neck level.
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    Get outta here with your Critical Wealth Theory!
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    I’m down to two boxes of .280 Remington, need some more.
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    Yep, bunch of loser assholes who use their “daughters” for legitimacy. Sound familiar? And… DEAD MAN'S HOLE.Dead Man's Hole, located south of Marble Falls in southern Burnet County, is a deep, well-like hole probably caused by gas pressure. It was discovered in 1821 by entomologist Ferdinand Lueders while he was in the area to study night-flying insects. The cave achieved notoriety during the Civil War as a dumping place for the bodies of Union sympathizers. The remains of several bodies were recovered from the cave in the late 1860s, but the presence of gas prevented extensive exploration.
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    I’ll admit I blamed our OL more than I should have. He seems to have no capacity to avoid a sack whatsoever.
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    The best we can hope for in this shitshow is that Charles Thompson gets arrested at halftime for looking at kiddie porn on his phone.
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    Here’s your problem, you think you have it all figured out, until you’re lying in your bed feeling all justified, and then that big thing comes and plows right through y’all. Cough. Sorry.
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    Hey Ed, good to see you, man. It’s been a banner year, as far as happenings good and bad. So “our” former company is now US owned. Won’t say much else but have worked Poland and Romania this year.
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    It’s not a difficult process.

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