Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Gotdammit I Just Got Scammed
Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, I managed subcontracts for a company that did environmental remediation at Elmendorf AFB in Alaska. So we were buying hazmat suits, test wells, you name it. I accidentally fat fingered a vendor number and some lucky port-a-can vendor got a $75k payment that was supposed to go to someone else. The guy actually called me and sent the check back. Go figure.
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Hey Steel Shank!
The pizza guys are colluding with the toilet paper guys, man. Stay the course! Use the curtains!
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Pizza
We should start a “really shitty places you lived as a college student” thread. Man Riverside, more specifically Parker Lane back in 1986 or so was a rat infested shithole. The only worse place I lived was on Reinli Arms apartments behind the Chevron and across the street from the Pizza Hut where that girl got murdered and a guy got wrongfully convicted of it. Cameron Road and Capital Plaza were not nice places in the 80s.
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Pizza
Hell, I’d eat it anyway and probably like it.
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Pizza
I’m gonna tell this story here, because it fits. My ex-boss, who used to be President of the company I work at, had a cheap dad. I mean we all did, but this man took cheapness to whole new levels. When my buddy was a kid, their family ride was a Ford utility van. His dad bought used wooden church pews from a church flea market, and bolted down three row wooden bench seating for the family. This was before seat belt laws. I didn’t ask if you were supposed to genuflect before a road trip but should have. So his old man had been working on the brakes one weekend. Fast forward a couple days, they are rolling down the street one day, and come to a four way stop. They stop. A wheel with a tire on it goes rolling through the intersection. My friend was like “dad, there’s a tire rolling down the street!” His old man calmly says “ that’s ours son, go catch it before it reaches the interstate!” This was in Michigan which makes it better.
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Pizza
Thank you for not extolling the virtues of Missouri pizza 😅
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Pizza
I miss Godfathers. When I lived off Riverside as a freshman in college I ate the hell out of some Godfathers pizza. It was sort of in between regular pizza and Conans.
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Bye bye Luby's
I tried making homemade boudin one time in the house. Almost led to a divorce, so yes, a side burner on the gas grill is almost as valuable as a side piece. 😂
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Bye bye Luby's
Get the liver and onions. It’s something you can’t get most places and unless you’re single can’t cook at home either.
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Mass Shootings
You don’t want to know the answer to that question. Really..
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I think their dads were roommates.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
He was shooting from elevation - probably aimed at the chest and shot high because he didn't take shooting downhill into account.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Same thing more or less tried to happen and failed, with the airport. Minus the TV station angle.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Went high falutin’ this evening with some fish stick sliders.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
- Mainstream media boycott
With fucking ketchup on it.- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Temu Karl Rove?- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
I can’t do it on my phone but would also do really well sitting at the cookie table with Rupert Murdoch and the two rubes.- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
The world is at their fingertips. Good, bad, and mostly ugly.- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
The sad part is the use of all of that sexual tension to distract from the fact that we are being robbed blind and having the democratic rug pulled right out from under us. Cuz bathroom bills and volleyball boys.- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Need to uninstall and reinstall the constitution. It got corrupted.- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Seems the whole world is revolving around sexual deviancy these days. Child porn, Epstein sex trafficking, furries, trans max ( sounds like a Marvel sex channel) etc. I miss infrastructure week.- Lunch - South Austin
For old school I'd also throw in Cherry Creek Catfish.- Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Pretty sure that kid from HomeAlone could have thrown for 77 yards. C’mon Arch.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
He didn’t look this bad last year. Geezus. - Mainstream media boycott
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