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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. This thread smells of mayonnaise and elderberries. I’m out.
  2. Hay mayne, get my pubic hair off the coke lol. We all ain’t come here to plays school.
  3. The ether. Go run after it, it’s right there in the ether!
  4. Go find it again, ya giant cunt!
  5. They did, just changed some letters around so it’s now soyrizo y chickpeas.
  6. Yeah but they aren't open 3 days a week!
  7. Well to be fair, a lot of people should wear internet helmets.
  8. Be More Pacific used to be a food truck that came by my office weekly a few years ago. Good to hear they made something of it!
  9. Well it’s an older mobile home, out in the country, if that makes it more humble and less brag.
  10. Shitty nail clippers. I have a really good pair about 50 years old that came from my grandpa. Heavy and easy to use, cut smoothly. At our other house, there’s a pair my wife got from Walgreens or wherever that take 1000lbs of pressure to cut anything and the result looks like my nails were chewed on by a bucktoothed rat.
  11. The comments on that are pretty spicy.
  12. If you want to eliminate criminal gangs and thugs, stop voting them into office! We are trying to stand up against criminals here!
  13. Yeah I’m confused too. Looked like the van was just minding its own business.
  14. Looks like maybe some rain coming around 4 or 5pm. Maybe.
  15. There was sorta one of these only limited to a certain type.
  16. Thing is what you have to understand, the term conservative means preserving the status quo. That’s why you have to stop right there. Fuck that.
  17. I spent a bunch of time figuring out what Pete Seegers banjo said, even though I knew what Woodys guitar said. Here ya go.
  18. Man, my old man to get a John Birch society mailer, which at the time I thought was cool. I have awakened since then. There are two parties. One is a facist piece of shit. Don’t vote for that.
  19. I tell you what, these stupid asshats like Paxton, Patrick and Abbott want a war, they’ll fucking get one. Most of us real Texans don’t miss, either.
  20. I’m pretty sure I have enough shit to smear all over South Carolina and Lindsey Graham. I’ll start there and drag my ass in reverse Sherman mode.
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