Judge Roybeanbag
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
Not sure why but I was thinking there was one on the SE corner of Mesa and Spicewood Springs quite a few years back. Maybe it was some other hot dog place.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Should have just gone with this. (FTR I thought Leslie was kinda cool - not quite as cool as Max but...)
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
Heard they were looking at a suspect of interest who used to own property around the Brazoria area and frequents Falcon Lake. But I could be mistaken.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
This is some John has a long mustache shit. I ain’t even bothering to look up what it means. My portfolio will probably suffer.
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Things not going well in Venezuela
Party poopers.
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Vince Young Perpetual Appreciation Thread
No no no!
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I’ve spent a bit of time in rural Georgia. Not pleasant. It was basically like driving a doom loop around the red dirt of Bastrop. LBJ and his war on poverty missed that area by a mile.
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Consensus #1 Ranked say it like you mean it … TEXAS!!!!
From OG Manchaca Texas!
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah general malfeasance is a good term and band name. But Derka aside, I wrecked a whole damned town. Left it dragging a protected turtle on a rope behind my trailer hitch. MAGA!
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Although I will say the first dude that reached in there for his morning paper screamed like a woman on fire.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, it was totally NOT my idea to put the pissed off raccoon in the Houston Chronicle newspaper thing outside the cafe. I have no idea how that happened.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
You’ve never stolen the double six from the pack of dominoes that the old men played at the volunteer fire station.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I’m not sure statistically speaking whether the collective IQ improved or declined when I left. I can say there was less vandalism and general malfeasance.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Also was reminiscing with my brother the other day and remembered the real Bon Ton in La Grange, along with the Cottonwood Inn. They had good food.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Well you of all people know I grew up in a poor house on the river, behind the Bucksnag there in Garwood. But yeah Johnnys and the Sportsman were a thing once upon a time.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
You’ve never been to Eagle Lake, my friend.
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Chinese national arrested for stealing MD Anderson secrets
I have Uncle Ben on ignore so no idea.
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Chinese national arrested for stealing MD Anderson secrets
And work on the railroad! All the wrive wrong day!
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing good comes from Sealy. Chicken Express and Eric Dickerson notwithstanding.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
How many porta cans are there?
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Given our road schedule this year I’d be pretty surprised if a lot of our OL and offensive coaching hasn’t been focused on mitigating crowd noise. Then again I’ve been surprised before. Expect a few false starts but hopefully nothing critical.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Ok dad, party on!
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This thread smells of mayonnaise and elderberries. I’m out.
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The Supremes
Hay mayne, get my pubic hair off the coke lol. We all ain’t come here to plays school.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
The ether. Go run after it, it’s right there in the ether!