Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
Only 12oz of sausage! Shrinkflation! Thanks Biden!
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
They did, just changed some letters around so it’s now soyrizo y chickpeas.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Haha the Red Lobster uniform.
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The destruction of America's public education system
Yeah but they aren't open 3 days a week!
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Well to be fair, a lot of people should wear internet helmets.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Be More Pacific used to be a food truck that came by my office weekly a few years ago. Good to hear they made something of it!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Well it’s an older mobile home, out in the country, if that makes it more humble and less brag.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Shitty nail clippers. I have a really good pair about 50 years old that came from my grandpa. Heavy and easy to use, cut smoothly. At our other house, there’s a pair my wife got from Walgreens or wherever that take 1000lbs of pressure to cut anything and the result looks like my nails were chewed on by a bucktoothed rat.
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New (?) University in Austin
The comments on that are pretty spicy.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
If you want to eliminate criminal gangs and thugs, stop voting them into office! We are trying to stand up against criminals here!
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Austin Target shooting (no, really)
Yeah I’m confused too. Looked like the van was just minding its own business.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Looks like maybe some rain coming around 4 or 5pm. Maybe.
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House pron thread
There was sorta one of these only limited to a certain type.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
Thing is what you have to understand, the term conservative means preserving the status quo. That’s why you have to stop right there. Fuck that.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
The March on Mar A Lago out to be good.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
I spent a bunch of time figuring out what Pete Seegers banjo said, even though I knew what Woodys guitar said. Here ya go.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
Man, my old man to get a John Birch society mailer, which at the time I thought was cool. I have awakened since then. There are two parties. One is a facist piece of shit. Don’t vote for that.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
I tell you what, these stupid asshats like Paxton, Patrick and Abbott want a war, they’ll fucking get one. Most of us real Texans don’t miss, either.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
Not since the SEC championship game.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
Rand Paul and his neighbors approve.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
I’m pretty sure I have enough shit to smear all over South Carolina and Lindsey Graham. I’ll start there and drag my ass in reverse Sherman mode.
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Trump puts Washington police under federal control, National Guard to be deployed
Is there like a list of Republican (ie facist pedo basements) places that I can go take a crap in like a San Francisco homeless person?
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Tex Mex
I get why they charge for it, we had a party of 4 and bought a good amount of food and drink, but I saw a few tables of people just eating chips and salsa for like an hour or more.
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Hide yo livestock, hide yo pets cause they screwwormin' errybody out here (prepare to pay more for meat)
Yeah the chuck roasts I’ve bought lately have been crap.
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Tex Mex
If any of you miscreants are in South Austin, I’m meeting some friends after church and about to plow through a Mexican martini and 2 carne guisada burritos at Maudie’s Hacienda. I’m wearing a Whataburger baseball hat and some queso on my shirt.