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Jiggy-Z

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  1. N.O. is a national treasure. Killer Asimov or VanBuerin sideburns too.
  2. I fear something truly unprecedented and insane will happen between now and inauguration. If Trump wins, then after.
  3. I did. Dressed her up real nice too. I wanted her to go to a good home where she could live her best life. She was a bitch to wrap tho.
  4. Used to see her and DKR at the Jim's at the Y in Oak Hill back in the day all the time. I left them alone, but DKR was fond of the Frontier burger combo. Not sure on breakfast selections. Also saw Bob Weltlich at the Safeway on Bee Cave and Walsh Tarlton right after he got fired way back in the 80's. He was doing some light shopping and humming along to the Muzak version of Duran Duran's "The Reflex", and yes it was as pathetic as it reads. RIP Mrs. Royal
  5. CSB: Back in my post divorce days after I had moved into my new digs 25+ years ago, I thought I would mark the occasion by grilling some burgers with my kid on my custody night. Turns out I was a little light on cutlery after the divorce and had to wash my pvc plumbing saw in order to use it to cut the tomatoes for the burgers. I told my group of friends about the incident and being poor at the time, they decided to throw a "shit for jiggy" party. Along with pathetic divorced father gifts like tv trays and terrible wall hangings, I got one of the classic blow up sex dolls. Since I was a big George Jones fan, they named her Tammy KY. Well Tammy got folded up and put on the top shelf of my bedroom closet. I forgot to mention that, also being poor at the time, I had purchased a small farmhouse on 6 acres for my new digs. The property was nice enough, but the house had no heating or cooling and needed a lot of work(another reason I had no money). Anyway, about a year later, I had scraped together enough money to put in some central heat and ac that a buddy of mine was doing with some help from me. One of the grills needed a duct channel that passed right by (you guessed it) the top shelf in my closet where Tammy was. So my buddy is up there fishing around and moving stuff off of the shelf when Tammy falls off the shelf and opens her legs up on the floor. I was like: and proceeded to tell him the above story and he was like: ...Tammy eventually made her way to a white elephant xmas party.
  6. As I have said before: He herped his way down the field and then derped his way into our hearts.
  7. User name does not check out.
  8. Sometimes it's not the effort or the miles, but the time of day. I say that even though I do hill sprints at 6pm, but that is only s 45 min workout that is about 30 minutes of lollygagging or rest.
  9. I see he has already made friends with Mitch's wife.
  10. Yeah. I am pretty down about it. Bike ride did help today.
  11. Just got off the phone with my twin brother. UT grad and public school teacher. Told him there was simply no way I could vote for Trump. He said he was going to cancel me out. No big deal , it's Texas after all. He pulled out all the old tropes. Kamila slept here way to the top. etc. Also said I should go to church more..whatever. I only bring this up because I think we need to know what we are up against. He is not only a teacher but his wife was too (retired). Also, they have a special needs down syndrome child. When I started bringing up facts like Trump is a serial philanderer and a rapist, he cut me off and changed the subject. But before he did that, mentioned that Rs were better at the economy etc. with a completely uninformed opinion. I guess he just an R voter and nothing else really matters. I'm just disappointed given his demographics. BTW I am a construction business owner and a CPA, so by all accounts the results should be swapped. He didn't watch the the R or D conversations, so he is likely not a voter that would be swayed. So he doesn't matter. He is close to retirement so not likely he identifies with other teachers.
  12. ...and that's when I knew college football had become too much work.
  13. I think we here over at Surly can all hold our heads high with pride, secure in the knowledge that, however lame this thread is, it's going about 100X better than a similar texags thread would go. Advantage aggy.
  14. ...he will make some promises that he has no intention of keeping and they will fall for it.
  15. What a tart. She is just asking for it.
  16. "Ohio. We're the new Florida!"
  17. I opened your mom's hot box to some air flow last night
  18. No shit. I was moved by the moment. I can't empathize because Jiggy-Z is strong like bulll, but not worshipped by his kids like that.
  19. Pete was strong but very measured. Good move not to define him before his time, since he checks so many boxes. In fact, his solid but unspectacular performance might almost go completely unnoticed. I could tell he was holding back. Probably most telling speech of the night l.
  20. Well on their way to becoming our new BYU.
  21. Florida State v. Georgia Tech should be rocking, or should I say "Shamrocking".
  22. What do expect from an elk milker?
  23. Trump gonna get sued by actual billionaire.
  24. Back when Hillary was SOS, I was not too informed politically except for policies that had some direct bearing on my life, like ACA. One day, no matter what news source I passively consumed, all I heard was Bengazi this and Bengazi that. I was so late to the party that all sources had already moved on from the actual events and facts and were involved in the implications and hearings drama...so I figured it must be serious. When I finally got around to doing the most basic of research (wiki) after the smoke had cleared, I was left saying to myself..."is that all there was to that? What's the big fucking deal?" I decided from that point to be a little better informed and incolved.
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