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Goofyboy

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  1. We’ve been the shithole country, unless you were a white, land owning male. Also, if you were a country with resources we wanted - here’s a little government coup. Weve been great at marketing to ourselves and now the shine has worn off.
  2. So only the rich get oranges?
  3. I know I need to drop another 15 - 20 pounds. I have no idea what that final number will be, but Im guessing around 200. I’m more interested in my waist hopefully being 34”.
  4. Going to StretchLab for a few months. Sitting at a desk has made my inflexibility worse. I’d like to be able to easily touch my toes and be able to run around with the soccer team I coach without hips hurting. I’ll let you guys know how it’s goes.
  5. Everything’s red. Let’s get this shit show rolling.
  6. I’ll pass these on to my friend. Oh, he won’t tithe shit either. Just needs the cover for the government and the under his eye shit.
  7. Uh… what’s an easy religion to join and fake being part of? Asking for a sorta rich, white male friend.
  8. WiFi doesn’t do anything when the providers don’t have power.
  9. The lady that renovated our bathroom also has a really great crew that are undocumented. These guys work in high end homes and really do great work. She voted Trump. She will lose jobs not having these guys. Her “B” team is no where near as talented. [emoji2373]
  10. My kid likes YouTube Shorts more. He’s 8th grade. His friend circle is similar.
  11. He can’t do that. Congress controls the purse (in theory). Any buyouts have to come from them (in theory). Trump will not pay anyone that quits (not theory).
  12. Grants for…. Checks Notes…. SCIENCE?? The GOP Christian’s don’t believe in science. Gold Trump God statue out front shoulda told them. Oh, my step-sister the is on SNAP voted for Trump. Hope her dad helps her out.
  13. Sitting at 222. Flu hit last Wednesday. I’m still coughing, so, no working for now. That said - the new Nordic track treadmill and indoor bike are great. Really happy with them.
  14. The Republicans killed a bi-partisan border bill because Trump told them to. What the fuck more did you want the Democrats to do?
  15. There are more names than Yaweh, son of El, brother of Baal?
  16. I think red states would very quickly kick out “Commiefornia” and would probably send Oregon and Washington with them. Too bad Colorado is too far away to join them.
  17. Example of a win for Republicans that is coming right now - $1400 stimulus checks. The IRS is automatically sending stimulus payments of up to $1,400 per person to eligible taxpayers who didn't claim the 2021 Recovery Rebate Credit. The MAGA morons out there that gets this will clap for the republicans for giving them money, while at the same time screaming about the evils of socialism.
  18. Cool. When China invades Twain in a couple of years, we will have this guy in charge. Yay us!!
  19. Porn plus assholes like Andrew Tate talking about “high value women” and it’s gay if you have sex isn’t helping. Seriously - guys with any ability to talk to women should be knee deep in pussy.
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