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Goofyboy

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Everything posted by Goofyboy

  1. We have posters here that claim that if you make it to the apex first, it’s yours, unless Lewis does it - then it’s a penalty. In happier news - lizard believer Danica P has been fired by Sky Sports.
  2. Beryl is coming to Houston.
  3. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Biden doesn’t have to do anything right now other than campaign on this and abortion. If he happens to lose in November, then he can go King Biden and throw out the results, etc etc etc.
  4. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Exactly. Biden should just beat him to the punch.
  5. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    SCOTUS would be all new people appointed by Biden and loyal to him. So, when the case gets all the way to the new SCOTUS, they say he’s immune and good to go. Thats how a nice dictatorship works.
  6. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    When do we coronate King Biden?
  7. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Hannity says so every show, along with his other canned lines.
  8. Norris up the outside on the line and Max moves into him. Max back to being Max.
  9. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    I would like his first order of business to be to roll gov wheels off a cliff.
  10. Goofyboy replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    The judicial branch doesn’t have any power. Maybe it’s time for Biden to just flat ignore them. Let’s go dictator Biden! We are fucked no matter what.
  11. It’s the new Toyota cruise control. I have the same set up on the Tundra. That plus the lane detection and you basically have self driving. It’s nice on longer trips.
  12. Exactly. Why ever get legally married, other than the tax break if you can’t leave? Marriage rate would plummet.
  13. So.. still meat judging, equestrian and one of the track teams has trophies in their great hall?
  14. They don’t care. That baby had a heart beat and could be baptized into their gods heaven or whatever their cult bullshit states. Dead babies meant they lived and were saved from abortion. They do not give a shit about the pain to the parents or anyone else involved.
  15. The wife and I said the same thing. Then Danica popping up like a little annoying troll to talk to Horner made it worse.
  16. They are both terrible. Danica says some insane shit and Jenson looks like he’s about to die every time he’s with her. Nico is awful beyond his driver insight. He has zero personality and you need some to be a main commentator.
  17. Be all the religious you want - just quit trying to force it into schools, politics, etc etc. Go play make believe in their tax free buildings and fuck right off with bothering the rest of us.
  18. Today was awesome. My son and I built lightsabers and droids at Disneyland. We are both StarWars fans / slight StarWars Nerds. It was a really great experience.
  19. Goofyboy replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    It’s Pride night at Disneyland. We’ve seen gay dads and their kids. We’ve seen lesbian moms and their kids. Everyone doing the same thing - fighting the fucking crowd and making sure your kids have the best time a the happiest place on earth. Also - the guys in the Disney Bear shirts are awesome. [emoji1591]
  20. I’ve stalled at 218 or so, but I’m still losing inches.
  21. My waist is 39”. I’m down from roughly 44” in Jan. I can finally button a pair of pants I used to wear three years ago. Slow and steady is paying off.
  22. Cool. We come home the 22nd…. Maybe.
  23. Skip the wipes and get a bidet. Your asshole with thank you.
  24. Based on those pictures above - this thing heads to Beaumont?
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