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demos

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  1. I regret that no one ever told me this was a job:
  2. It’s a major award
  3. Do they just hire anyone and not train them?
  4. How’d that get there?!
  5. Knew a guy who would stick prime rib in the microwave until it was well done. Dumbass. Which reminds me we’ll be having some prime rib post-Christmas for my grandpa’s birthday.
  6. Dumb but I laughed
  7. “It took me til the 4th verse to realize there were different timelines” Lulz
  8. Check out Christopher Lee’s metal Christmas album. Yes, that is a thing that exists.
  9. It’s stupid but I chucked.
  10. Knight Rider is on Netflix. Patricia McPherson was great. Loved this show as a kid.
  11. Amateur
  12. Doesn’t have to go into genpop to have an “accident”
  13. Was on one of these one time when someone threw up. That was fun.
  14. At least you can see where the money went. It’s not hidden behind a toilet.
  15. Leaving
  16. Maybe not so trivial, but if you’re walking in the middle of the street at dusk/night completely unaware of your surroundings, then please wear bright clothing or something reflective.
  17. Dude seems like low budget john cena.
  18. What about cult leaders? Asking for a friend.
  19. Hey I found these envelopes full of cash and checks… I mean envelopes full of checks
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