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demos

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  1. I’d watch a movie about the waco lights tour. Let’s get our roll on!
  2. Suspended for that? Weak. We had 4 guys throw a dead skunk (they picked it up off the side of the road) through the high school principal’s office window. School stunk for at least 2 weeks. Figured out who it was because their car stunk to high heaven as well. They also puked several times along the route.
  3. If you want some background on the stuff happening in this season, check out Narcoland by Anabel Hernandez.
  4. Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone. Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.
  5. Looks like Prop A is gonna go down in flames: https://countyclerk.traviscountytx.gov/images/pdfs/election_results/2021.11.02/G21_Cumulative_Run1.pdf
  6. Nah, I’m in the 45.
  7. Lighten up a bit, and recognize a joke.
  8. Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.
  9. You went wrong by not employing the Crocodile Dundee technique.
  10. Mowed my lawn this morning. Not taking any chances.
  11. may cause irritable bowels
  12. I fail to see the problem here.
  13. Firefighters won’t shoot you though.
  14. Koalas out there whoring it up and spreading the gooey stuff.
  15. Pretty sure I made this face but it was shelling purple hull peas.
  16. Why would I take anything off that plate? Guess I would lose the Pepsi and demand some better hot sauce.
  17. Who’s paying for all these trips. Hopefully her campaign donors, but probably the rest of us.
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