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demos

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  1. True shit you see on Facebook
  2. That’s a lot of effort to get a blowjob.
  3. Maybe Urban will take him back.
  4. ^ They stole our story!
  5. Y’all realize none of these moves really matter as long there are no changes at the top right?
  6. Maybe we should let him hunt the pederast.
  7. Hope the pussy was worth it
  8. No cr
  9. Oh, I’m not a Cowboys fan. Was an Oilers fan (Super Bowls would be nice). The Texans have not really done anything to win me over; this latest mess just the most recent example.
  10. The Texans organization makes Jerry look competent.
  11. After the last several years, we’ve decided to go in a different direction and try no dc.
  12. demos

    Shit My Kid Says

    4yo (daughter) is apparently an insurrectionist and has seceded: “I went to America”. “You aren’t in America now?” “No.” “Where are you?” “I’m at Granny’s house.” “Granny’s house isn’t America?” “No.” “Where is Granny’s house?” “Texas” Now give us back New Mexico, half of Colorado, the Cherokee strip and part of Wyoming.
  13. Surprised Eltife didn’t have a red solo cup.
  14. If there’s two people that deserve each other, it’s her and Art. Fuck them both.
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