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demos

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  1. She is mos def a bunny boiler
  2. Quite certain they weren’t enforcing any drug laws at eyeore’s birthday. At least not while I was still going.
  3. Miracle whip ain’t mayo.
  4. 138k for kidney? Huh. ‘Cuse me, brb.
  5. Fuck it, just gonna lay back and enjoy.
  6. I’m gonna bunt and run that shit out.
  7. Falwell’s out at Liberty. Cuck out front shoulda told ya.
  8. I just assume he’s like Milton in Office Space; the Statesman forgot they fired him and he’s still collecting checks and showing up for work.
  9. City not knowing what it’s doing is pretty much par for the course.
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    It grew

    Did they include the mountain of shit the tourists have added.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Since we’re getting close to Christmas wife asked the 4yo (girl) if she’s been naughty or nice. 4yo: i’ve been nice today.
  12. Noooooooope
  13. Those idiots have doomed us all
  14. Usually have to pay for that kinda action.
  15. She has a face?
  16. This is a fucking crime
  17. I don’t find beating myself to be much of a battle. Comes pretty easily.
  18. Fucking green bean casserole. That shit got to go. Also replace the turkey with ham and/or chicken-n-dressing
  19. Do we have the same wife?
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