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  1. alphahorn
    I'd be careful anyone who can morph that much, you might wake up one morning and find she has a dick
  2. alphahorn
    Sark has BDE. In the national title game with 5:20 left in the first half Bama gets the ball knowing they get it again to start the second half. Most OC's think let's try for a nice time possession drive gets some points and then add to it to start the second half. Sark goes to Golding and says, "hey can you get me a stop if we score in a hurry, cause I'd like to score twice before the half." and they did and added a field goal to start the 2nd half, game over. Moral of the story, he's looking for someone who can get a stop, because we're going to outscore ERRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBODDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY
  3. alphahorn
    It smells like it is going to be Golding. With all the defensive staff hires that have been already you'd think they would have been either after communication with his DC or based upon knowledge of said DC's scheme, strengths, weaknesses.....A couple of years with Golding..........
  4. alphahorn
    That's hearsay, maybe it's true, maybe it's from the same source who promised we were getting Wiggins, which maybe we will maybe we won't, but for now we haven't
  5. alphahorn
    Well if it's Ash, Hutzler hasn't signed with anyone yet has he.
  6. alphahorn
    He's gonna play a 4-0-7
  7. alphahorn
    pretty sure he's going to the raiders
  8. alphahorn
    Welcome to Austin coach Sark, can't wait to outscore ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
  9. alphahorn
    things couldn't go better for Sark, what a way to step into a new big time job
  10. alphahorn
    one thing this game has confirmed for sure is SURLY has been worrying way to much about who the fucking DC is going to be, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA OUTSCORE ERRRRBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. alphahorn
    Yeah and everyone thinks Smith is so great. he probably wouldn't even start under Herman, and if he did he wouldn't get more than 2 or 3 touches a game
  12. alphahorn
    wait till next year, it'll look the same if Casey is who he showed he was in the Alamo Bowl
  13. alphahorn
    Even Saban gave Sark a shout out
  14. alphahorn
    yep the more this game gets out of hand, the more Sark to Texas talk we'll get
  15. alphahorn
    Our Corch is putting on a fucking clinic
  16. alphahorn
    LOL SArk will score again
  17. alphahorn
    yeah, i bet Sark had a boner watching the alamo bowl
  18. alphahorn
    yep, can't wait to haz some of that next year
  19. alphahorn
    can we get Smith one more year as a grad transfer?
  20. alphahorn
    so why does tOSU stay in base defense?
  21. alphahorn
    Sark, is like 5:20 till half, well if our D shows up we should be able to score twice
  22. alphahorn
    burn clock bama damnit
  23. alphahorn
    DAmn here it goes. fucking RPO. now they call it - the linemen downfield
  24. alphahorn
    she's been dead for five years, that's on you not her
  25. alphahorn
    bama needs to burn this clock and score then score again to start the 2nd half. the game can change dramatically over the next 2 possessions

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