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  1. alphahorn
    if we had ISU's coaches we'd be undefeated
  2. alphahorn
    northwestern's D is a well coached unit
  3. alphahorn
    considering how much we're going to spend on UM and buying out th, I hope we got to a couple of officials reffing this game.
  4. alphahorn
    Art Briles will be Auburn's next coach. they can get him at a discount and he'll kick ass there. pass out the chastity belts and bring on the corch
  5. alphahorn
    the title of this thread, cudos beau vine, is just too fucking perfect for the thread to die, welcome back to relevance you fat fucking retard
  6. alphahorn
    They're training britches, he's trying to learn how to wipe proficiently. That's why the britches come with a jacket, he's in failure mode in the pic, still learning
  7. alphahorn
    that's our coach right there, breaking it down. can't wait till he hits the 40 acres and coaches us up
  8. alphahorn
    yeah for 7 hours or so
  9. alphahorn
    it's like co-eds and cougars
  10. alphahorn
    true, but it's youth makes it distinct i guess i could have said old cow, young cow and pig
  11. alphahorn
    beef, veal, pork equal parts
  12. alphahorn
    OK dinner tonight homemade Pasta Bolognese
  13. alphahorn
    Just crying about how it's off with UM and it has been off since last weekend for anyone paying attention....
  14. alphahorn
    My word the puss ran deep for the day crew, but that's what makes them the day shift. I prescribe a full session with my my man DJ Khaled
  15. alphahorn
    CDC, well it's now looking like those aren't just his initials, but the grades he gets as an AD. This process is amateurish start to finish
  16. alphahorn
    There are other threads for those who don't have the stomach to push through until UM is named our head coach. take that weak shit over there.
  17. alphahorn
    better than an aquarium
  18. alphahorn
    When you wake up tomorrow you'll be one day closer to the UM era at Texas, goodnight all
  19. alphahorn
    True and John Wayne is the only human that should ever wear it. They should have retired it, like a player's number.
  20. alphahorn
    No, he's passed away, oral surgeon
  21. alphahorn
    There is only one proper toe on a boot. The Lucchese roper. Sammy Lucchese was my dad's best friend, unfortunately my dad diagnosed his oral cancer that killed him.
  22. alphahorn
    no the correct answer is: fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes
  23. alphahorn
    Yeah I posted this back on 12/5, that was the rumor back then
  24. alphahorn
    great fit, they're the Cocks and he's a Dick
  25. alphahorn
    no worries, looking to run a 3-3-4 D next year, we'll be fine

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