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alphahorn

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  1. Fucking day crew, I swear they fuck up everything.
  2. unless of course we ALREADY have him, night shift checking in
  3. well there is a pretty decent chance we face UNC in our bowl game. so Brown vs Herman up close and personal
  4. national just parrots local idiots. it was never off
  5. you don't need any updates. We're in foreplay, in a week or so it will advance to consenual relations and it will end with CUM
  6. then you tell him, "grandpa you do that again and I'll punch you in the tits"
  7. Let me put things in terms you people will understand: We called and asked for the date with Urban, We've dated, heck we've been to his place and he might have stayed over at our place if the drape reports is correct, anyway right now, all of this is foreplay, it won't be until later that we'll have CUM. OK, now do you understand what's going on? No more whining day shift. The night shift, we've got this.
  8. you put that on toilet paper and you'll never work another day in your life
  9. Everything just makes too much sense from both the perspective of Texas and Meyer for this not to work. He clearly wants to coach again and this is the best opportunity for him to achieve what he wants to as a coach. Regardless of what we hear, for a guy who admits he thinks about coaching again every day, I believe he wants this job as much as we want him. It isn't happening on Surly's timeframe, but I'm betting it happens after the playoffs.
  10. Mullen will never coach at Texas.
  11. somewhat cannibalistic don't you think?
  12. The sad truth is there are only a handfull or fewer coaches that are worthy of a 7 figure paycheck. The vast majority of the rest are just picking pockets of universities that are chasing the hope and dreams for their alums and fans.
  13. If CDC really floated Dykes, then he should have been fired on the spot. If he's that small of a thinker, then we are totally screwed as long as PT Barnum is trying to run the athletic department
  14. you can't don't even entertain the thought
  15. Urban Meyer will coach Texas next year. Nothing that happened today changes anything
  16. right now all i can say for cdc is he's a good carny. bevo blvd and all. i've been giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's more than that and he has urban in the bag awaiting delivery. if he fails regarding the biggest aspect of his job, i.e. hiring the right football coach for the money ticket in the athletics department, then he's not the right guy for the job.
  17. CDC said he stands by the press release. This press release to me only means we are waiting until tOSU is out of the playoffs before making things official. THAT WILL BE 2021!. This press release as everyone has noted had plenty of room to mention Herman coaching the team next year and it did not. Herman will be the coach when the ball drops into 2021, but won't be for too long afterward. If I"m wrong and CDC brings elects to swim in the same toilet as Herman, then he'll get flushed right along with him
  18. I'd say technically the Night Shift has the reigns until Monday morning 8:00 am. Let's start by ridding the place of the SDE that permeates the day shift BS
  19. Why settle, as the name of the thread states Urban or bust. We're getting our first choice, relax.
  20. that's some high quality research, keep up the good work
  21. there are people who have jobs they hate, who work hard at those jobs to get money and then they trade that hard earned money for THAT!!! wtf
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